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Old 2008-02-11
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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Ha! wow, really way off track...but..keep trying, someday you'll figure it out. Semper Fi MF!
Oh what, did you just learn that phrase yesterday? Is that supposed to make me quake in my boots? PLease, you're a loser, always have been. No one believes the crap you say for one minute. Going forward I will not even reply to your ignorant posts. I will simply post "You are a tool!" and then go about my day:

You are a tool!
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Old 2008-02-11
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Not and argument, a statement of fact. He has no Idea who or what I am yet chooses to lump me in with others such as himself (most former ERAC'ers have a great deal of animosity towards the company due to a lack of performance on their part). He keeps focusing on clothing...and why? Is he a professional or just "all growed up trailer trash"? You can't sin arguments by insulting your opponent...so the "idiot" remark is fact, not an insult. After all I didn't call him the bastard son of a low born gutter slut now did I?

The company focuses on clothing. They would get on me for wearing a standard blue dress shirt as opposed to white. One time my socks were too fuzzy, the knot in my tie was too large, my belt buckle was a little dull looking, and the soles of my shoes were too large.

However, when someone spilled coffee on my shirt I wasn't allowed to change. They made sure to reprimand me for looking unprofessional though.

It made no sense and it had no point.

Thats why I bring up the dress code. It amounted to a lot of wasted time and unneeded stress.
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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After all I didn't call him the bastard son of a low born gutter slut now did I?
Then you would be implying that FaveAAR is his mother.

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Old 2008-02-11
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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The company focuses on clothing. They would get on me for wearing a standard blue dress shirt as opposed to white. One time my socks were too fuzzy, the knot in my tie was too large, my belt buckle was a little dull looking, and the soles of my shoes were too large.

However, when someone spilled coffee on my shirt I wasn't allowed to change. They made sure to reprimand me for looking unprofessional though.

It made no sense and it had no point.

Thats why I bring up the dress code. It amounted to a lot of wasted time and unneeded stress.
Sounds like you were nit picked, perhaps they just didn't like you? People dress like slobs now days, that's a problem with our society...no sense of pride or prefeesionalism.
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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Oh what, did you just learn that phrase yesterday? Is that supposed to make me quake in my boots? PLease, you're a loser, always have been. No one believes the crap you say for one minute. Going forward I will not even reply to your ignorant posts. I will simply post "You are a tool!" and then go about my day:

You are a tool!
Oooh! Now that's scary....! OMG the big fairy called me a tool! Get a grip, get a life, you're the loser...
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Old 2008-02-12
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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Oooh! Now that's scary....! OMG the big fairy called me a tool! Get a grip, get a life, you're the loser...
"Thank you for choosing Enterprise, home of the pound you in the ass weekend special, the company that picks you up, this is Bubbagump, a wannabe professional who is actually a glorified car wash attendent/cashier/taxi driver but I like to go around pretending I am much more, how can I help you."
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

I don't even know if I'd go as far as to use the term "glorified." After all, where is the glory? I think "car wash attendant/cashier/taxi driver" pretty much cover it on their own.
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I don't even know if I'd go as far as to use the term "glorified." After all, where is the glory? I think "car wash attendant/cashier/taxi driver" pretty much cover it on their own.
The "glory" is in his head. The fact that he wears a suit, is professional, has a degree. That is where the "glory" comes from. In truth there is none.
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"Thank you for choosing Enterprise, home of the pound you in the ass weekend special, the company that picks you up, this is Bubbagump, a wannabe professional who is actually a glorified car wash attendent/cashier/taxi driver but I like to go around pretending I am much more, how can I help you."
Hee Hee you are sooooo funny!
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Default Re: According to ERAC, I stole a 2004 Kia Rio...

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"Thank you for choosing Enterprise, home of the pound you in the ass weekend special, the company that picks you up, this is Bubbagump, a wannabe professional who is actually a glorified car wash attendent/cashier/taxi driver but I like to go around pretending I am much more, how can I help you."
Actually, I'm not a wanna be anything. However, it does seem that most of the (im)posters to this website ARE. You are all so silly and pathetic, really! It's funny that you all are so righteous and ego centric yet, without exception, you all point fingers at each other and shout "stupid, lazy, racist, etc..." Never once has anybody given any real solutions for the (supposed) problems posted here; instead, all you can do is hurl insults at each other and ERAC. If you can't offer any real, sensible solutions then, please, go away and find somewhere else to play. Ultimately we all up end the same way, there are NO exceptions. However, I feel it would be to societies benefit if you somehow hastened the process as you are all a sad little group of people.
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