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Old 2008-02-03
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Default Re: Help! >_< I hit a curb....

I was a former BM, and there was a common practice in my group to deal with air bag lights. When they came on we disconnected the battery terminals and connected them again and the light was miraculously reset. When you are forced to run at 94% air bag lights were the last thing you needed to get done.

I will never rent from ERAC again due to my knowledge about ERAC's maintenance system.
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Old 2008-02-03
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Default Re: Help! >_< I hit a curb....

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I agree, don't put anyone at risk- that's just the kind of thing ERAC would do. Instead rise above that and still screw them. Take the car back with the light still off and tell them you want to add CDW, (they'll do a cursory inspection and you'll be on your way). Next go out and abuse the shit out of that thing. Work it good maybe even hitting a wall at low speeds to get the air bags to deploy. Then take it back- leave the repairs to ERAC and keep the good karma to yourself.
This is the best idea. They only do a quick inspection of the outside before adding on cdw. Tell them you hit a curb AFTER you add on the cdw, on the day you return the car. Put the fuse back in before you return it.
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Old 2008-02-04
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Default Re: Help! >_< I hit a curb....

Yes I agree. The Fake Insurance will save your ass on this one. I take it all the time and I abuse the HELL out of theys trashy Enterpuke cars!

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Old 2008-02-04
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Default Re: Help! >_< I hit a curb....

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Yes I agree. The Fake Insurance will save your ass on this one. I take it all the time and I abuse the HELL out of theys trashy Enterpuke cars!

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"...theys..."? I can't take anymore...this is too funny. LOL!

That's because you have no choice but to take the fake insurance. Cash renters on welfare like yourself who do not have auto insurance because you don't own a car. AHAHA!
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Old 2008-02-26
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I got a rental car because someone backed into me and their insurance covered it, I got it without any enterprise insurance, since I am broke as hell... I have to have this car for a while

I have a 05 hyundai with around 25k...

I hit a curb, and my air bag warning on my dashboard came on... I am pretty sure that the car is going to need an alignment AT LEAST I haven't really checked out the damages, there are none visable on the outside but maybe some on the undercarriage.

So, being the pretty handy chick that I am...I removed the fuse that powered the light...

Well....I was wondering what kind of checks the Enterprise team does, because if they check the warning lights by turning the key ignition to the "on" position the air bag light won't come on........

If anyone knows anything about this please let me know.....
WOW!!!! I have never seen anything this terrible in my life. You are risking someone's life to save a couple of dollars you cheap bitch. God forbid you tell Enterprise so they can get it fixed correctly instead of just removing the fuse. 99% of the people at Enterprise and who rent cars dont know anything more than putting gas into a car. How do you expect someone from Enterprise to know that something is wrong when you deactivated the "idiot light" for the air bag by removing the fuse?

You are truly a piece of shit. I wish for nothing but the worst for you in your life you whore.
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Old 2008-02-26
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First, off... I never claimed that I didn't do anything stupid, but that car was a piece of shit and ran like shit, they would bill me for far more than just an alignment. If you knew anything about cars which obviously you don't (sign of an ignorant enterprise employee), you would know that no one's life is in danger...the sensor was touched but not activated which means the system needs to be reset on a computer to reset the light but it will deploy in an accident.
Clearly YOU know nothing about cars:1) Once the airbag light goes on the airbags will not deploy, period and 2) How would the airbags deploy with the fuse removed? The dealer needs to just clear the code (roughly $100) and the system is fixed.

If the car is such a piece of shit than why don't you tell Enteprise and tried to get it exchanged? If the car is such a piece of shit than why don't you pay more money to get a nicer car? The fact is that airbags save lives when used with a seatbelt.
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Old 2008-02-26
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Before I worked at ERAC, I was a service manager at a dealership for 5 years. I can tell you, without a doubt, that the light comes on for a reason. That's why its called a mal-function indicator light. It does not come on for shits and giggles. The air bags will not deploy until the system is reset.

"shits and giggles" ???? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaaaaa .. .dat is tooooooo funny .. LOL LOL LOL
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