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Old 2008-02-27
Benzo Lorenzo Benzo Lorenzo is offline
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Default Re: A Couple of Questions for the Admin

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And yet, still no answer to the guys question! And no response from admin...I find that interesting to say the least.
Hey dipshit, go get that condom I left in the back of the Taurus, you are to give me 100 % satisfaction e-monkey.
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Old 2008-02-27
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One good thing about the site, it gives real insight into life at enterprise. Anyone seriously considering a job with ERAC would benefit greatly from reading some of these posts. What ERAC presents to a candidate is far removed from the realities of working for ERAC. And what ERAC boasts about customer service expectations and what they will deliver also leaves A LOT to be desired.
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Old 2008-02-27
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Hey dipshit, go get that condom I left in the back of the Taurus, you are to give me 100 % satisfaction e-monkey.
No, we're not to give you 100% complete satisfaction you butt munch...just to ensure you were completely satisfied. a punk ass fagot like you is never satisfied as there are always bigger dicks for conquest. Your search for the biggest will eventually lead you to he mirror. There are no bigger dicks than your self. so, the point is...you satisfy yourself 100%! Enjoy! Now really go away back to your trailer park!
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Old 2008-02-28
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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Hey dipshit, go get that condom I left in the back of the Taurus, you are to give me 100 % satisfaction e-monkey.
You're so eloquent! I'll bet you almost got your GED by now! Your mama must be so proud! The first to graduate GED prep class and get a job down at the piggly wiggly! And condom indeed...if the one your uncle was using when he was screwed his sister hadn't broke you wouldn't be here now would you? Your mom and dad's marriage certificate must be a hoot...seeing as how your mom's maiden name and married name are the same! Go away you sick, twisted worthless little man.
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Old 2008-02-28
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Default Re: A Couple of Questions for the Admin

This discussion is so stupid without the Admin's thoughts. All I originally wanted was the answer to why go through all this hassle on this site. It's been a couple weeks, and for a guy who checks this site daily, I haven't had an answer.

I've had had idiots answer by calling me an e-monkey, e-chimp, e-primate, e-whatever. Then telling me to go clean out a car or get them whatever type of car. Which is pretty much the dumbest thing I ever heard, because I plainly write that I no longer work at ERAC. So I guess that would make you fine geniuses... e-tards. So just shut the hell up and get to your short bus on time for work at the Best Buy or wherever you the hell you work.

Once again, I'll ask the Admin, why go through all the trouble of setting up and managing this site? Why spend the money on direct mailing advertising and lawyer fees? And since you have stop using ERAC, how has the service been at the other rental car agencies? I know you write that it has been much better, but that was most likely written years ago. Is ERAC competitor's service perfect every time?

I just want to know those few things from the Admin. That's it. They're not hard questions.

Oh yeah, and to the other non-Admin responders, don't bother responding to this post. I've took the liberty of writing all your responses for you.

Yes, I'm aware I'm an e-monkey. I dance the jolly green dance. I think they are great. I think ERAC's Founding Values should replace the Declarations of Independence in the National Archives. Now if you excuse me, I have to go wash Mr.Taylor's testicles. <--- That's called sarcasm for you e-tards.
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Old 2008-02-28
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No, we're not to give you 100% complete satisfaction you butt munch...just to ensure you were completely satisfied. a punk ass fagot like you is never satisfied as there are always bigger dicks for conquest. Your search for the biggest will eventually lead you to he mirror. There are no bigger dicks than your self. so, the point is...you satisfy yourself 100%! Enjoy! Now really go away back to your trailer park!
Searching for the biggest dicks... I've been doing that for years.
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Old 2008-02-29
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This discussion is so stupid without the Admin's thoughts. All I originally wanted was the answer to why go through all this hassle on this site. It's been a couple weeks, and for a guy who checks this site daily, I haven't had an answer.

I've had had idiots answer by calling me an e-monkey, e-chimp, e-primate, e-whatever. Then telling me to go clean out a car or get them whatever type of car. Which is pretty much the dumbest thing I ever heard, because I plainly write that I no longer work at ERAC. So I guess that would make you fine geniuses... e-tards. So just shut the hell up and get to your short bus on time for work at the Best Buy or wherever you the hell you work.

Once again, I'll ask the Admin, why go through all the trouble of setting up and managing this site? Why spend the money on direct mailing advertising and lawyer fees?
Read the FAQ. I think I answer most questions there.

I maintain the site as a public service. After 9/11, I became more public-spirited and saw an opportunity to help out the nation. What Enterprise is doing is illegal and wrong and I'm pointing it out in hopes they'll change their bad behavior.

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And since you have stop using ERAC, how has the service been at the other rental car agencies? I know you write that it has been much better, but that was most likely written years ago. Is ERAC competitor's service perfect every time?
It's not perfect every time but that's not the required standard. I've rented 50 or 60 times now from the other major national chain that I go to. It's been perfect just about every time, which is more than enough to make me happy.

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I just want to know those few things from the Admin. That's it. They're not hard questions.
OK, there are your answers, although I suspect they won't satisfy you.

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Oh yeah, and to the other non-Admin responders, don't bother responding to this post. I've took the liberty of writing all your responses for you.

Yes, I'm aware I'm an e-monkey. I dance the jolly green dance. I think they are great. I think ERAC's Founding Values should replace the Declarations of Independence in the National Archives. Now if you excuse me, I have to go wash Mr.Taylor's testicles. <--- That's called sarcasm for you e-tards.
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Read the FAQ. I think I answer most questions there.

I maintain the site as a public service. After 9/11, I became more public-spirited and saw an opportunity to help out the nation. What Enterprise is doing is illegal and wrong and I'm pointing it out in hopes they'll change their bad behavior.

It's not perfect every time but that's not the required standard. I've rented 50 or 60 times now from the other major national chain that I go to. It's been perfect just about every time, which is more than enough to make me happy.

OK, there are your answers, although I suspect they won't satisfy you.
I guess that answers the dork's question.
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This discussion is so stupid without the Admin's thoughts. All I originally wanted was the answer to why go through all this hassle on this site. It's been a couple weeks, and for a guy who checks this site daily, I haven't had an answer.

I've had had idiots answer by calling me an e-monkey, e-chimp, e-primate, e-whatever. Then telling me to go clean out a car or get them whatever type of car. Which is pretty much the dumbest thing I ever heard, because I plainly write that I no longer work at ERAC. So I guess that would make you fine geniuses... e-tards. So just shut the hell up and get to your short bus on time for work at the Best Buy or wherever you the hell you work.

Once again, I'll ask the Admin, why go through all the trouble of setting up and managing this site? Why spend the money on direct mailing advertising and lawyer fees? And since you have stop using ERAC, how has the service been at the other rental car agencies? I know you write that it has been much better, but that was most likely written years ago. Is ERAC competitor's service perfect every time?

I just want to know those few things from the Admin. That's it. They're not hard questions.

Oh yeah, and to the other non-Admin responders, don't bother responding to this post. I've took the liberty of writing all your responses for you.

Yes, I'm aware I'm an e-monkey. I dance the jolly green dance. I think they are great. I think ERAC's Founding Values should replace the Declarations of Independence in the National Archives. Now if you excuse me, I have to go wash Mr.Taylor's testicles. <--- That's called sarcasm for you e-tards.
What are your questions cocksucker?
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I maintain the site as a public service. After 9/11, I became more public-spirited and saw an opportunity to help out the nation.
Looks like we have George Washington reincarnated. I'm glad we have people like you out there fighting terrrorism on the front lines.
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