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Old 2008-02-29
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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The site is "racially" oriented?
Yes, you allow certain people to use ethnic slurs and not others....hence, you are racially oriented. It's OK for favaar to call me a cracker yet not OK for myself of others to call him/her/it...sa*bo, ni**er, etc. Too much disparity here.
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Old 2008-02-29
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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Aw, just shut the fuck up and do your donut drops monkey!
Hit a nerve did I? Your mama and daddy have the same parents did they? I'll bet you play a mean banjo.
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Old 2008-02-29
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Yes, you allow certain people to use ethnic slurs and not others....hence, you are racially oriented. It's OK for favaar to call me a cracker yet not OK for myself of others to call him/her/it...sa*bo, ni**er, etc. Too much disparity here.
I don't "allow" or "not allow" anything. I don't even read all the posts. It's just that some words are so offensive that I delete them if I see them. Your values may be different from mine.
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Old 2008-02-29
Benzo Lorenzo Benzo Lorenzo is offline
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Hit a nerve did I? Your mama and daddy have the same parents did they? I'll bet you play a mean banjo.
UH OH! One of Andy's E-Chimps has gotten loose! Bubba, how do your parents feel about you making 30K as an E-Monkey!!!!
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BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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UH OH! One of Andy's E-Chimps has gotten loose! Bubba, how do your parents feel about you making 30K as an E-Monkey!!!!
I earn much more than that. My parents are dead, thanks for asking!
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Old 2008-03-01
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I earn much more than that. My parents are dead, thanks for asking!
But how are they doing these days? Are they rotting peacefully in a grave? Perhaps you spread their ashes over your ERAC branch. Maybe you couldn't afford to bury them and they are in some mass grave somewhere... If you were working at ERAC when they passed, I'm sure finance became an issue. I wonder if an African-American person buried them... Knowing you are as tolerant and accepting of African-Americans as David Duke, I'm sure that you would be steamed to have a person of said ethnicity handling your dead parents' remains. Did you lose them both at the same time? I still have both of mine, so if you ever need a loaner... Oh wait. I'm not white. Nevermind.
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Old 2008-03-01
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Hit a nerve did I? Your mama and daddy have the same parents did they? I'll bet you play a mean banjo.
What do you have against the banjo?
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Old 2008-03-01
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What do you have against the banjo?
Yeah, really... Now if you were to make a crack about playing an empty liquor jug or a washboard... or a washtub bass.

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Old 2008-03-01
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Yeah, really... Now if you were to make a crack about playing an empty liquor jug or a washboard... or a washtub bass.

How did you get my senior picture?
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Old 2008-03-01
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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But how are they doing these days? Are they rotting peacefully in a grave? Perhaps you spread their ashes over your ERAC branch. Maybe you couldn't afford to bury them and they are in some mass grave somewhere... If you were working at ERAC when they passed, I'm sure finance became an issue. I wonder if an African-American person buried them... Knowing you are as tolerant and accepting of African-Americans as David Duke, I'm sure that you would be steamed to have a person of said ethnicity handling your dead parents' remains. Did you lose them both at the same time? I still have both of mine, so if you ever need a loaner... Oh wait. I'm not white. Nevermind.
The details of their demise of none of your concern...but, they were well taken care of and buried with dignity and I earn more money than you could possibly imagine.

As for you...you will lose one of your parents within the year; 2 other close family members will meet violent fates that will cause them immense suffering before they finally succumb, blissfully, to death. And the first of your children will die at the hands of another....somebody you know and trust...maybe Bill? Or Gary?

You will suffer and incredible amount of pain....you deserve nothing less. Your whole life will collapse around you and there is nothing you can do about it. So, suffer little man, suffer.
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