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Old 2007-08-16
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Yeah you can... Robert is Andre! Send me your e-mail, I will send it to you
You see, Goofus, you have to register so I can send you a PM with my email address. So, let me know when you have done so, FUCKFACE. See, I took your advice. I like it!
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Robert....aka..95% of all usernames on this site.... You are one Goofy motherfucker. I saw your picture... You are a fat fucker
So you are the one in 20 who isnt Robert?
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Old 2007-08-16
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Look who's talking.

And every other car rental company does NOT do that. I have rented from several rental car companies and not one of them have their own pumps or a full tank of gas in every car. You are completely full of shit.
Actually, a full tank of gas IS standard for Budget, Hertz and Avis-you can opt to bring a car with less gas and they will tell you at the counter what they will charge per gallon if you bring it back with less gas.
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Old 2007-08-16
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"Who the F is Robert, and what does his daddy do?"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop
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"Who the F is Robert, and what does his daddy do?"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop

Robert is a fat fucker homosexual who lives in his parents basement masturbating to porn all day while checking these threads. His daddy is an insurance salesman who never was home much....always out at conventions in Vegas, leaving Robert home alone
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Old 2007-08-19
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I believe the fuel policy is a very fair policy just bring the car back with the same fuel. Yeah it is not a perfect system but the world isn't perfect. Yeah when a car comes back with more fuel it helps Enterprise branches but more often than not cars come back with slightly less fuel and depending on the group/branch employees we sometimes don't even worry about it. Someone said every other car company gives out cars with full tanks. Well that simply is not a true statement. Most other car companies are located in the airports. Enterprise controls the vast majority of local business not airports. The difference at airports are that many of them have fueling stations on their facilities due to the large volume of business done. At airport locations all the branches I've seen give the custothmer a full tank and many times customers don't bring the car full coming up with some excuse such as I was running late or it wasn't full when I got it (which occasionally happens). Enterprise is not in the business of stealing fuel from customers they just want to break even and the high rate to refuel the cars when brought back lower is to make sure people bring the car back at the same level. Its integral for a business to think of the customers, but the customer rarely thinks of taking care of the business. How would the thousands of small compared to airport local offices support on site fueling stations. The money and also the hazards knowing many of the workers someone would blow up the fueling station somehow. They should fill the cars up somehow lets just take all the cars brought back below full and take them to a local gas station right away so every customer gets a full tank. Let's just add another 30-45 minutes to some customers wait time. I think that would be the best way to serve the customer Oh but you are getting a nice full tank of gas just wait another 20 minutes while my prep gets the gas then another 7-14 minutes to clean the car. JUST BRING THE CAR BACK AT THE SAME LEVEL. If it is a little lower or higher we usually don't even care or notice just don't have a 1/4 or /1/8 of a tank difference. Yeah its a little inconvenient because you actually have to look at the gas level a little more and stop at a gas station maybe a couple of extra times more than if you had your own car.
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Old 2007-08-19
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Robert is a fat fucker homosexual who lives in his parents basement masturbating to porn all day while checking these threads. His daddy is an insurance salesman who never was home much....always out at conventions in Vegas, leaving Robert home alone
you know that story a little too well......an excerpt from your life perhaps?
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Old 2007-08-19
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you know that story a little too well......an excerpt from your life perhaps?
Dumbass, follow the storyline... someone asked about Robert, I know who he is and I am telling you about his family

Go Fuck Yourself You Fucking Fuck!
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Old 2007-08-19
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Robert is MisterAloha is Grover is Helikilo'olau is ????? is anyone I disagree with! Yowza Yowza Yowza!
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Old 2007-08-21
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No one would spend the time to try to find out how to spell hekiliak'lao besides Robert who is Andre who is hekiliako who is responsible for about 90% of the posts on this site.
Robert, please be quiet.
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