Cash/debit Card Customers

Why are most cash/debit card customers such morons? First of all debit cards are not major credit cards. Secondly if you can't even afford a light bill then how the hell can you afford to replace a whole car when you wreck it? Getting mad at us employees because you can't qualify to rent a video let alone a $25,000 car only makes you look even more like a low life. And save the time, if your phone service is in your auntie's name at your boyfriend's address and is late because your cousin didn't pay the bill then guess what? You dont't get to rent either.

Originally Posted by GP62ERACian

Why are most cash/debit card customers such morons? First of all debit cards are not major credit cards. Secondly if you can't even afford a light bill then how the hell can you afford to replace a whole car when you wreck it? Getting mad at us employees because you can't qualify to rent a video let alone a $25,000 car only makes you look even more like a low life. And save the time, if your phone service is in your auntie's name at your boyfriend's address and is late because your cousin didn't pay the bill then guess what? You dont't get to rent either.

Just roll em and quit your bitchin... your GRM has your back .... until the deal goes sour. :)

What part of 62 do you work in? West/Central/East

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East side. I will say that these customers are great stress relievers because they never get the hint, never quit trying, and provide much amusement over their stupidity. Yeah when the deal goes south suddenly customer service doesnt matter and you are forced into one of those conference calls that never serve any point.

Heh. You should add:

Guess what, if you are a short-sleeve shirt, $7 tie-wearing, $15/hour rental car monkey, you probably shouldn't be looking down on anyone.

Because a lot of people look down on you.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Heh. You should add:

Guess what, if you are a short-sleeve shirt, $7 tie-wearing, $15/hour rental car monkey, you probably shouldn't be looking down on anyone.

Because a lot of people look down on you.

Get it right....it's long sleeve, $2 tie, and $10/hour

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Get it right....it's long sleeve, $2 tie, and $10/hour

About three months ago a guy walks in and wants to rent a car. The Branch Manager the Assistant and the other MT abondon me at the counter. After getting this persons driver's license I ask him how the rental will be paid. I remember a portion of the conversation going something like this:

Me: "What credit card will you be using today?"

Customer : "Got no Visa or Mastercard but can I rent me dat DeVille on my grocery card?

Me: "Uh sir, we require a credit card."

Customer: "But it is a credit card"

Me: "May I see it please?"

Customer: "Sure 'nuff." He puts both hands in his back pockets and I really think he is about to pull a gun from behind his waist.

Me: "It says on the back that 'The State of TN grants the named beneficiary of this card state assistance in the purchase of basic foods: milk, bread, eggs and the like..' Sir this is a State Assistance Food card (we are not allowed to say food stamp card in our area)

Customer: "Yeah but I need some assistence wiff my wheels"

Me: "Sir, I cannot accept this as....." I am shitting in my pants here, folks.

Customer: "Stupid mothafu%*&@" as he walks out the door.

Me to the others in the office: "Thanks a lot you fuckin pussies, I'm taking the afternoon off and guzzle a few"

I left ERAC a month after that. They couldn't pay me enough to ever work there again.

Black customers also tended to be the ones who would squabble at return time or try and use 17 different coupons at once. Mexican folks just stood there with an expressionless look on their face after you told them about the wonderful benefits of damage waiver (what the hell give 'em full boat). White bitchy cunts over 40 were the worst though. Most of them were a little heavy, grew a big sloppy butt, and demanded the world on their lousy $19 a day. God, I don't miss ERAC!

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Originally Posted by Unregistered

Customer: "Yeah but I need some assistence wiff my wheels"

Classic!

Most, not all of the Negros I dealt with were amazing cases of the failing education system of the USA. I had so many repos in North Las Vegas that they called me "n-word lover" back in my branch. North Las Vegas is the "dark" side of town for the unaware. But, I think as a race black folks don't believe in car rentals. It is mostly a white thing.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

About three months ago a guy walks in and wants to rent a car. The Branch Manager the Assistant and the other MT abondon me at the counter. After getting this persons driver's license I ask him how the rental will be paid. I remember a portion of the conversation going something like this:

Me: "What credit card will you be using today?"

Customer : "Got no Visa or Mastercard but can I rent me dat DeVille on my grocery card?

Me: "Uh sir, we require a credit card."

Customer: "But it is a credit card"

Me: "May I see it please?"

Customer: "Sure 'nuff." He puts both hands in his back pockets and I really think he is about to pull a gun from behind his waist.

Me: "It says on the back that 'The State of TN grants the named beneficiary of this card state assistance in the purchase of basic foods: milk, bread, eggs and the like..' Sir this is a State Assistance Food card (we are not allowed to say food stamp card in our area)

Customer: "Yeah but I need some assistence wiff my wheels"

Me: "Sir, I cannot accept this as....." I am shitting in my pants here, folks.

Customer: "Stupid mothafu%*&@" as he walks out the door.

Me to the others in the office: "Thanks a lot you fuckin pussies, I'm taking the afternoon off and guzzle a few"

I left ERAC a month after that. They couldn't pay me enough to ever work there again.

So typical of those people.