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Old 2007-09-26
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And at your night job at Burger King, do you use your amazing negotiating skills too when charging for a combo meal?
You actually wish you could take on the job at Burger King to feed your impoverished bank account, but it wouldn't fit the ERAC persona of earning the zillions. On a positive note, you would do well at Burger King, same scope of work just a different product. Can you please upgrade my french fries to curly fries? Look at the bank account and have fun stretching and floating what little you have until next payday.
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Old 2007-09-26
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And at your night job at Burger King, do you use your amazing negotiating skills too when charging for a combo meal?
Who do all you E-Chimps always resort to accusing people of working at fast food restaurants? I know you eat most of your meals in fast food places, so I can understand how easily you relate to fast food, but WTF? I don't frequent fast food establishments. I prefer not to eat by number. I have the time and money to make choices. I often cook at home or eat at places where I can sit down, relax, and be served. If you and your girlfriend weren't married to ERAC, you might have the time and the bank account to eat well and not order by number. With all the stress, long hours, and artery-clogging shit you eat every day on your fast food budget, you'll be dead from a heart attack or stroke by the time you are 40. You're already blind, so you should really take it easy.
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Old 2008-03-14
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1) The police in New York City
2) Chased a boy right through the park
3) In a case of mistaken identity
4) They put a bullet through his heart

Heartbreaker by Mick Jagger............reminds me of life at an ERAC branch
Great tune!
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Old 2008-03-17
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Who do all you E-Chimps always resort to accusing people of working at fast food restaurants? I know you eat most of your meals in fast food places, so I can understand how easily you relate to fast food, but WTF? I don't frequent fast food establishments. I prefer not to eat by number. I have the time and money to make choices. I often cook at home or eat at places where I can sit down, relax, and be served. If you and your girlfriend weren't married to ERAC, you might have the time and the bank account to eat well and not order by number. With all the stress, long hours, and artery-clogging shit you eat every day on your fast food budget, you'll be dead from a heart attack or stroke by the time you are 40. You're already blind, so you should really take it easy.
It makes sense because MTs make less than the kids at In-N-Out. And i don't think those kids had to rack up 30K in college loan debts to get their jobs
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Old 2008-03-17
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It makes sense because MTs make less than the kids at In-N-Out. And i don't think those kids had to rack up 30K in college loan debts to get their jobs
Ever notice that the kids at In-N-Out have cleaner uniforms than ERAC'ers white shirts?
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