Took a huge shit in the trunk of a rental, then returned it

As the title says, one night in my drunken state, I took a very big dump in the trunk of my enterprise rental. I returned it and completely forgot about what I did, now Im scared Im going to get in trouble. Help!

[iriswalt]

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Originally Posted by Unregistered

As the title says, one night in my drunken state, I took a very big dump in the trunk of my enterprise rental. I returned it and completely forgot about what I did, now Im scared Im going to get in trouble. Help!

i,ve pissed in a few car,s on the drivers seat just before the customer collects,never dumped in them but a fucking good idea.maybe you should work for erac we need a few fresh ideas to fuck the company

That really funny. They didn't due a truck to truck when you return the rental car. Well I hope you have full coverage for the rental.

[Worst MA ever]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

As the title says, one night in my drunken state, I took a very big dump in the trunk of my enterprise rental. I returned it and completely forgot about what I did, now Im scared Im going to get in trouble. Help!

the mad sh1tter

Originally Posted by Unregistered

As the title says, one night in my drunken state, I took a very big dump in the trunk of my enterprise rental. I returned it and completely forgot about what I did, now Im scared Im going to get in trouble. Help!

No worry, a typical ERAC employee will see the shit in the car and then rent it out without cleaning it up. That's the time when you don't do the trunk to trunk.

[Popper1977]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

No worry, a typical ERAC employee will see the shit in the car and then rent it out without cleaning it up. That's the time when you don't do the trunk to trunk.

They can't prove you left the Thanksgiving Dinner in the trunk so don't worry about it. If they try to assess the $75.00 detailing fee, then threaten their business in one way or another and you will get what you want.

[formermaerac]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

No worry, a typical ERAC employee will see the shit in the car and then rent it out without cleaning it up. That's the time when you don't do the trunk to trunk.

Oh how true that is!

[Mr. Electricity]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

As the title says, one night in my drunken state, I took a very big dump in the trunk of my enterprise rental. I returned it and completely forgot about what I did, now Im scared Im going to get in trouble. Help!

you went to alot of work
to make that dump happen,
i congratulate you sir

[Frank the Tank]

You Sir, are a GOD!