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  #31 (permalink)  
Old 2006-07-16
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Default Re: How to get back @ erac

AGREED here too. It is idiotic in this day and age to make any kind of implied terrorist threat. If you do you really do deserve what you get.
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Old 2006-08-02
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You know, that is a stupid idea, because then you will have to pay for a new engine. Its not hard to prove a customer put desiel fuel in while they were renting the car.
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Originally Posted by 32zzisajoke
how do u get back at erac?? i was thinkin about puttin diesal fuel in their cars if u rent when u return em...what else is there to do to make em pay for the way they treat their employees?
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Old 2006-08-02
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If you would only use your powers for good instead of evil....
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Originally Posted by Unregistered
if you want to fuck a car up try removing a spark plug and put a nut inside
the cylinder and refit the spark plug and then run the engine,it will sound great and best of all erac will have to pay as manufacture,s warrenty will not cover.we have wrecked three engines using this method at our branch.another good trick is to put a small hole in the fuel pipe inside the engine bay so that the fuel will spray onto or close to the exhaust manifold,then using string tie some matches to the exhaust manifold and park the car in your compound and leave the engine running.when the exhaust manifold gets hot enough it will ignite the matches and the car is history.no evidence is left as both matches and string burn up.this method has been used sucessfully on 2 cars also resulting in collateral damage to vehicles and property close by.hope these idea,s help
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Old 2006-08-02
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Default Re: How to get back @ erac

best way to get back at erac is to rent elsewhere - nothing hurts a commercial enterprise - no pun intended - than lowered revenue
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Old 2006-08-03
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Default Re: How to get back @ erac

I agree with the last poster and that is what we will do. If you damage a car then it will hurt the next customer. I have been the next customer on a couple of their cars. You rent a car because yours is down to get another one that is broke down. We rented one with a few thousand miles and withing a few hours the axel broke come on. Don't they check their cars out?
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Old 2006-08-03
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Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin
Let's stay away from recommending vandalism and attacks like this. No good can come from this.
Are you fuckin' kidding me ?????? You delete posts on such a random basis it mirrors throwing darts at a board, but you are gonna leave those posts up? That's like seeing your kid playing with a knife and saying "i don't think you should play with that knife, you might get hurt" and then walking away without taking the knife. I can just see you sitting on your computer in your moms basement reading that post and typing "i don't recommend, blah blah blah" and thinking 'man I hope somebody reads this and goes through with it' Do you spend so much time on your computer that you are totally losing your grasp on reality? Sounds like another poll for you to get dusted on again
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Old 2006-08-04
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I don't particularly care for Enterprise, but I am an insurance adjuster and they give us cars for cheap. Anyway, I had a bad experience when I picked up my full size and it was only an economy class car. When I returned the car I sprayed this stuff that smells like ass all over the seats. Buy the stuff at www.liquidass.com and try it. You can't get the smell out. EVER.
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Old 2006-08-04
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Originally Posted by thetruth
Admin, it is good to see you post to tell people to stop, but the reality is, the posts remain and I am sure any good lawyer could easily nail this site as a provoker of intent to damage. Like I said earlier, you better hope corporate Erac does not catch wind of this...
HA! Like you're NOT corporate ERAC?
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Old 2006-08-07
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everyone on this website has no life....you are wasting your breath talking about how to fuck with enterprise when you should think about seeing a psychologist you crazy ass retards!!! get a life and grow up
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Old 2006-08-07
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provoker of intent to damage?

interesting how you've chosen to write the law.

intent, liklihood, imminence are the requirements under brandenburg.

I'm sure failing enterprise's lawyers are quite well informed on such issues.
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