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Old 2006-12-14
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Default Re: How Can I Get My Things Back?

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i dickhead of a cust pissed me off so much that when he called back to let me know that he "thought" that his wife left his house and work keys in the glove box. I checked and sure enough they were their. i let him know that they werent there and went to the back of my office and threw them in the canal. Call fuckin scuba steve to find them!!!
You are ruthless young man, just plain ruthless. Did the guy really deserve it or not?
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Old 2006-12-14
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I checked and sure enough they were their. i let him know that they werent there and went to the back of my office and threw them in the canal.
So you admit you're a lying sack of manure?
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Old 2006-12-15
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So you admit you're a lying sack of manure?
You're the sue happy sack of manure tailfins. You told someone in a previous post how, even though they admitted to damaging a car and losing the keys, they should take enterprise to court because enterprise would have to pay more in legal fees than the damage was. You're an overflowing sack of manure.
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Old 2006-12-17
9.99 Weekend Special 9.99 Weekend Special is offline
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You are ruthless young man, just plain ruthless. Did the guy really deserve it or not?
This guy could have pissed off ghandi himself. He was the type of person that should be put on a spaceshit along with the rest of our cheap ass customers and shot at the fucking sun
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Old 2006-12-17
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So you admit you're a lying sack of manure?
wow, original. i'm sure the dickhead that came in was your cousin or something. go play on a nuclear test site douche bag
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Old 2006-12-18
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wow, original. i'm sure the .... that came in was your cousin or something. go play on a nuclear test site
I wasn't aiming for original, just the truth. The only error I might have made was imputing to you the value of a sack!
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Old 2006-12-18
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This guy could have pissed off ghandi himself. He was the type of person that should be put on a spaceshit along with the rest of our cheap ass customers and shot at the ....
You're one of those: "This would be a great company if only we didn't have any customers. I could then just collect my paycheck without doing any work!" It looks like you're doing your best to bring that about.

The funny thing is that the person who you sabotoged doesn't even know the sabotage has been done. He just spent a few bucks and went on his merry way. Maybe you should look up his address and do some vandalism. Why settle for half measures? If you look up DGPLVY AKA "Dave" on youtube he might help you. You and he appear cut from the same cloth.
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Old 2006-12-18
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You're one of those: "This would be a great company if only we didn't have any customers.
On the contrary. i have gone outta my way many a time when a customer has been nice and polite. I have stayed past closing hours while my manager is yelling to close when i cust i running a little late. Bring the gas back a little under, no problem as long as your not an ass. When you are a dick and think you are higher than god, i treat you the same. to stay on the same bullshit religious quotes you have, everheard of an eye for an eye. Your a dick to me the expect that back.

"I could then just collect my paycheck without doing any work!"

Keep renting your $2.00/day impala. If you havent figured that out by now we are not collecting a paycheck from you.
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Old 2006-12-18
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You can always try the area manager, or better yet, the Regional Vice President. THey may take your word for it. I am an area manager and had to deal with a very similar situation. I was planning on getting out of this miserable company anyway, and after all, when this occured, it was Christams time. The Customer said his son left a nintendo Gameboy in the van he rented, returned it after hours and dropped the keys in the drop box, discovered his son left it in the back seat, he could physically see it on the seat, according to the customer. When he went to the branch first thing in the AM...the van was parked in a different place and the gameboy was gone. BIG SURPRISE, right.

After he got nowhere with the branch, he got to me. I took a day or so to think about it, but I was in the Christmas spirit, and not only bought one for him (On erac's dime ofcourse, but I bought him the new upgraded one for 50 bucks more! I didn't even bring it up to the branch because I knew there was NO WAY I would ever get anywhere with it. THe way I figured it.......MERRRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS, both to my underpaid trainee or car prep who stole it and also this customer! It's a win win!
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Old 2006-12-19
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That's human nature. Renters have to realize it's not the MTs fault they left their items in the vehicle, and if they scream and yell they probably won't get anywhere. On the other hand, MT's need to realize they're there to provide a service, regardless of how the renter treats them.
I'm a pretty careful person, but if I screw up and someone covers me, for example recovering something I left in the car, I would slip an extra 10 to whomever found it for their extra effort. People should be punished when delivering less than advertized and rewarded for delivering more than advertized.
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