I Needs help!

Yo Check it! So I rents a car from the downtown Hertz 3 weeks ago and lefts them Three hunded dollars cold hard cash. The next week I gets some calls on my prepaid cell phone but I never got the voicemails cause I ran out of coin to add mo minutes. The next week some homeboy in a suit comes to MY crib and axes me to give him some bling to pay my balance. What balance??? They told me to give them $300 so I did to begin with! The next day I go outside and my car was gone. I left a grip of shit in it yo. Here is my list:

1. CD Player
2. Ipod
3. assorted pornos (no Gay shit)
4. some weed
5. my Chihuahua

Now I don'ts care much bout items1,2,3,5. I need my Weed and I need it now. Should I go to the branch with gunz blazing or what? I got my 9 in my pants, my gat in my hand, and I'm gunna smoke dez fools at Hertz. Next time I'm going to Enterprise cause they pick you uo not your rental car. Oh shit peace out I hear sirons.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yo Check it! So I rents a car from the downtown Hertz 3 weeks ago and lefts them Three hunded dollars cold hard cash. The next week I gets some calls on my prepaid cell phone but I never got the voicemails cause I ran out of coin to add mo minutes. The next week some homeboy in a suit comes to MY crib and axes me to give him some bling to pay my balance. What balance??? They told me to give them $300 so I did to begin with! The next day I go outside and my car was gone. I left a grip of shit in it yo. Here is my list:

1. CD Player
2. Ipod
3. assorted pornos (no Gay shit)
4. some weed
5. my Chihuahua

Now I don'ts care much bout items1,2,3,5. I need my Weed and I need it now. Should I go to the branch with gunz blazing or what? I got my 9 in my pants, my gat in my hand, and I'm gunna smoke dez fools at Hertz. Next time I'm going to Enterprise cause they pick you uo not your rental car. Oh shit peace out I hear sirons.

Wow! It sounds like Ali G rented from Enterprise!

[Sucks-To-Be-You]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Wow! It sounds like Ali G rented from Enterprise!

that guy can't spell at all....


1. CD Player
2. Ipod
3. assorted pornos (no Gay shit)
4. some weed
5. my Chihuahua

Now I don'ts care much bout items1,2,3,5. I need my Weed and I need it now.

he said he didn't care about 1,2,3,5 , what was he doing with porn in the car in the first place????

Should I go to the branch with gunz blazing or what?

going to a branch with his guns firing up the place, priceless


I got my 9 in my pants, my gat in my hand, and I'm gunna smoke dez fools at Hertz. Next time I'm going to Enterprise cause they pick you uo not your rental car. Oh shit peace out I hear sirons.



Again, Priceless!!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yo Check it! So I rents a car from the downtown Hertz 3 weeks ago and lefts them Three hunded dollars cold hard cash. The next week I gets some calls on my prepaid cell phone but I never got the voicemails cause I ran out of coin to add mo minutes. The next week some homeboy in a suit comes to MY crib and axes me to give him some bling to pay my balance. What balance??? They told me to give them $300 so I did to begin with! The next day I go outside and my car was gone. I left a grip of shit in it yo. Here is my list:

1. CD Player
2. Ipod
3. assorted pornos (no Gay shit)
4. some weed
5. my Chihuahua

Now I don'ts care much bout items1,2,3,5. I need my Weed and I need it now. Should I go to the branch with gunz blazing or what? I got my 9 in my pants, my gat in my hand, and I'm gunna smoke dez fools at Hertz. Next time I'm going to Enterprise cause they pick you uo not your rental car. Oh shit peace out I hear sirons.

This post made my day! Like the other person said, PRICELESS!

[iriswalt]

now that sounds like plent of customers i used to deal with

Were you driving a Nissan "Maximum"? Maybe an "Exalade"?

[C9Kid]

did you book an "intramediate" size car?

maybe they got a Seabreeze or a TP Cruiser...if it was avellable