Garage Door Openers

Would you dumb idiots please remember your garage door openers next time you rent a car. I'm sick and tired of hearing how I ruined you life because you left your garage door opener in the car

[Dom182]

I used to have a manager that would open up the opener and switch the code so it wouldn't work on their garage.

[formererac]

Oh yea there were always hundreds of those things in the lost and found at all the branches. Of course the customers all thought we had nothing better to do than drive their door opener all the way back to their house, or their office. I loved the people that thought it was somehow our fault. My thought is, if it's so freaking important, then why did you leave it in the car and not notice it was missing for 8 hours?

You are so right! Last month I had a woman go POSTAL on me because I had rented the car and not checked above the visor because she left her garage door opener. Man, she let me have it for about 5 minutes before I hung up on her. I hate those people. Whose fault is it???

[TheOriginalE_Tool]

And seriously, no I will not walk to the goddamned post-office, pay 5.00 out of my own pocket for shipping and an envelope just to save you a 10 minute ride down to my office! As if I don't hate my job enough already, I have to deal with calling every half hour and asking if I've mailed it yet. Not now, not ever.

We used those for target practice with the air rifle we had at the branch.

I used to J.O. on them sometimes

Originally Posted by Baby Batter

I used to J.O. on them sometimes

I might try that next time too.

Originally Posted by 12 inches of manmeat

I might try that next time too.

What is a Baby batter? isn't it baby formula to make milk...

Originally Posted by 31babytiger

What is a Baby batter? isn't it baby formula to make milk...

Baby batter is another code word for "sperm"