Car Prep's Method on Found Items

Originally Posted by Unregistered34534

All I ever found were chicken bones, empty 40's, condoms, buggers, and other trash left by those fucking animal CQ's!

All I ever found was an empty vasoline container, a pack of trojan extra small condoms and ass pubic hairs. That was after I cleaned the car Robert was driving. He was also a cash qualifier although he did bring in his parents utility bills, and suprise, surprise....no paystub!

Fuck you You fucking Fuck

Originally Posted by Goofus

All I ever found was an empty vasoline container, a pack of trojan extra small condoms and ass pubic hairs. That was after I cleaned the car Robert was driving. He was also a cash qualifier although he did bring in his parents utility bills, and suprise, surprise....no paystub!

Fuck you You fucking Fuck

Admit, your in love with RObert.

Originally Posted by Non-Virgin Since 1988

Admit, your in love with RObert.

No I am in Love with you

I've found some pretty good stuff in the cars, and as far as I know, no one has ever called back looking for it. Highlights include:

- Two boxes of eco-friendly cleaning supplies: a sampler pack of every product one of these companies makes. I don't have to buy dishwasher soap, laundry detergent or carpet cleaner for a good year or so.

- $9.00 in Canadian money (I'm close to the border, cashed it for $US)

- A large, unopened golf umbrella, still in the plastic, $20 price label

- Cell phone chargers, sold them on eBay

- Lots of unopened water and soda

- Tons of change in cupholders, hey it adds up

- Not yet expired parking permits for garages downtown - I use them

- Unopened maps & guidebooks - nice ones, not enterprise's shitty maps

- A passport (gave it to the front desk, not sure if it was ever claimed)

- Purple panties (I kid you not)

I kept most of the stuff above, except the panties of course. It makes up for all the disgusting shit I find, yesterday I had an Avenger that was completely covered with dog hair, all over the front & back seats, the floor, the dashboard, the ceiling, everywhere... it was like a carpet. I have yet to find large amounts of money, drugs, weapons, etc., but I expect it someday. I had a friend who worked at Budget, they had a Buick Rendezvous with blood all over the interior... they called the cops on that one, but it turned out that the customer killed a deer in the car. They totaled it.

Originally Posted by Unregistered_jfz7

I've found some pretty good stuff in the cars, and as far as I know, no one has ever called back looking for it. Highlights include:

- Two boxes of eco-friendly cleaning supplies: a sampler pack of every product one of these companies makes. I don't have to buy dishwasher soap, laundry detergent or carpet cleaner for a good year or so.

- $9.00 in Canadian money (I'm close to the border, cashed it for $US)

- A large, unopened golf umbrella, still in the plastic, $20 price label

- Cell phone chargers, sold them on eBay

- Lots of unopened water and soda

- Tons of change in cupholders, hey it adds up

- Not yet expired parking permits for garages downtown - I use them

- Unopened maps & guidebooks - nice ones, not enterprise's shitty maps

- A passport (gave it to the front desk, not sure if it was ever claimed)

- Purple panties (I kid you not)

I kept most of the stuff above, except the panties of course. It makes up for all the disgusting shit I find, yesterday I had an Avenger that was completely covered with dog hair, all over the front & back seats, the floor, the dashboard, the ceiling, everywhere... it was like a carpet. I have yet to find large amounts of money, drugs, weapons, etc., but I expect it someday. I had a friend who worked at Budget, they had a Buick Rendezvous with blood all over the interior... they called the cops on that one, but it turned out that the customer killed a deer in the car. They totaled it.

Is you a car prep?

Yes i am... at an airport location. There are 8 of us.

Long time reader of this site, first time poster.... recently left ERAC (feels great btw)..... my greatest find was a small arsenal of firearms out of a car that I had to personally go repo from a dirtbag customer. It was a POS Dodge Neon.... I took my carprep to the correct address of Mr. Dirtbag, which we got from Mr. Dirtbag's less of a Dirtbag son. I hopped in the rank ass POS, put in the extra set of keys, and drove that thing back to my branch. When I get there I proceed to check it out, open the trunk, and there are several handguns and a couple shotguns. This concerned me, because of the fact that Mr. Dirtbag could possibly be pretty pissed that we just took our car back with his arsenal in the trunk. We had to call the cops to come take the guns, they contacted Mr. Dirtbag, and it turns out he is a gunshow trader.... I don't know if he ever got his guns back from the cops, I know I never got the money he owed me.... Dirtbag.

Another excellent story includes a time when I rolled into my branch on a Monday morning, and noticed that a fairly new Charger had a flat, and it was backed into a parking spot. It seemed odd, I thought maybe it was a drop over the weekend that had a nail in the tire. I go to inspect the car, and I find friggen blood all over the front seat. I look a bit closer around the car and find bullet holes in the trunk of the car. I had a call at opening from the renter's sister telling us that apparently her brother had been involved in a drive-by shooting, he was hit in the shoulder, and he drove himself to the hospital. The sister got the car back to our branch via tow truck, and left it for us to deal with. Boat loss of course, but at least the damn thing came back.

I also found a back signed 3k dollar check from a business owner in a glove box, we promptly gave that back, nothing good could come from messing with that kind of money!! He was also one of the nice Corporate renters, never gave us trouble.

Those are a few of my finds.

My branch is on a major drug trafficking interstate. We constantly have cars going across the TX/LA border as drug cars. We have frequent renters who pay us with wads of cash and the cars come back detailed to perfection everytime. Center consoles and door panels are often popped off and broken because of drugs stuck in them. Also drugs are kept where the spare tire and battery pack of the truck.

I have found a baggie full of weed on one occassion and recently a cookie of cocaine. Fun times!!! I didn't know what it was and I was holding it in my hand when my hand started to go numb. People in my branch said that I needed to flush it because if I kept touching it it would go into my system.

Originally Posted by Unregistered_jfz7

I've found some pretty good stuff in the cars, and as far as I know, no one has ever called back looking for it. Highlights include:

- Two boxes of eco-friendly cleaning supplies: a sampler pack of every product one of these companies makes. I don't have to buy dishwasher soap, laundry detergent or carpet cleaner for a good year or so.

- $9.00 in Canadian money (I'm close to the border, cashed it for $US)

- A large, unopened golf umbrella, still in the plastic, $20 price label

- Cell phone chargers, sold them on eBay

- Lots of unopened water and soda

- Tons of change in cupholders, hey it adds up

- Not yet expired parking permits for garages downtown - I use them

- Unopened maps & guidebooks - nice ones, not enterprise's shitty maps

- A passport (gave it to the front desk, not sure if it was ever claimed)

- Purple panties (I kid you not)

I kept most of the stuff above, except the panties of course. It makes up for all the disgusting shit I find, yesterday I had an Avenger that was completely covered with dog hair, all over the front & back seats, the floor, the dashboard, the ceiling, everywhere... it was like a carpet. I have yet to find large amounts of money, drugs, weapons, etc., but I expect it someday. I had a friend who worked at Budget, they had a Buick Rendezvous with blood all over the interior... they called the cops on that one, but it turned out that the customer killed a deer in the car. They totaled it.

When are you going to ruff this pussy?

I found the following:

1) A $100 dollar bill
2) 2 dime bags of weed
3) Numerous cell phones
4) Porn DVD's
5) Used condom once, it had poop on it's outside (gee, wonder what they was doing)
6) A fresh bouquet of one dozen red roses (that came in handy on V-day)
7) A dead hamster
8) Fishing poles and tackle
9) Numerous CD's
10) Too many garage door openers to count