Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Customers > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Customers Forum
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Customers Forum Discussion Threads For Enterprise Rent-A-Car Customers

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-07
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default WE CLOSE AT 6

Just reminding you great Customers that we do close at 6 and Open at 7:30 not 7:00 and we love how some of you start banging on the door at 6:30 pm. Will a McDonalds that closes at 12 serve you a cheeseburger at 12:01? I think not
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-07
CurrentWorker CurrentWorker is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-12-02
Posts: 14
CurrentWorker has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

hell yeah!! you tell em!

im so tired of closing the gate at 6 and we look totally closed and yet someone will come at like 6:30, open the gate up themselves and just bring the car in.

makes me want to say "Get the fuck out! , that gate was closed!"

but my branch manager will usually take the return since hes afraid for his ESQI


but i really REALLY love it when a customer pull in at 5:50 and then demands a ride back to the further corner of our area, at that point i laugh out loud, ESQI or not
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-13
9.99 Weekend Special 9.99 Weekend Special is offline
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-12-13
Posts: 122
9.99 Weekend Special has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentWorker View Post
hell yeah!! you tell em!

im so tired of closing the gate at 6 and we look totally closed and yet someone will come at like 6:30, open the gate up themselves and just bring the car in.

makes me want to say "Get the fuck out! , that gate was closed!"

but my branch manager will usually take the return since hes afraid for his ESQI


but i really REALLY love it when a customer pull in at 5:50 and then demands a ride back to the further corner of our area, at that point i laugh out loud, ESQI or not
i usually tell them "i hope you have someone to pick you up because for security we are not allowed to be driving after sunset. i work in a crack infested area"
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-13
Popper1977 Popper1977 is offline
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Assistant Branch Manager (300-499 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-03-05
Location: Southgate, MI
Posts: 424
Popper1977 has an average reputation (10+)
Send a message via AIM to Popper1977 Send a message via Yahoo to Popper1977
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

That's almost as bad at the customer who shows up at 3:30 for his 12:00 reservation (after we called him, mind you)....then gets pissed that we gave away his car. I did once ask a customer if he thought his doctor would see him at 3:30 for a 12:00 appointment. (That was during my last week there).
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-14
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

I hated that too. I would ask people, if your flight is at noon and you arrive at 4, do you think they hold the plane?
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-16
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

The day after thanksgiving when we closed at 3 instead of 5:30 a customer had a 3:00 rez for a minivan. We called her to confirm that she would still need the van cuz we had to gain it from another branch and we reminded her that we close at 3 then she blew up at me saying that she thought she had til 5:30 to pick up the car. When she came in she was like, "now you can't honestly tell me that customers don't come in at 4:30 for their 3:00 reservations." I explained to her that most customers usually come in within 15 minutes of their reservation if not we consider it a no show. She yelled at me some more and I said, "if you have 7:00 reservations at a restaurant, will they still seat you at 8:30?"
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-16
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

fuck that cunt i hate dealing with people like that all the time i get to the branch and half an hr early to prepare for the day and people want to come early then when its six pm they call and want me to wait, i tell them we close at six and i have plans i'm not waitng.
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-21
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

I used to wave at them and then leave out the back door.

Sometimes they followed me around to the back and started yelling.

At that point, I just ran past them and hopped in my car and drove away.
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-21
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

We would put a sign on our door saying that you had to be in the office at 5pm if you needed a ride due to the fact we close at 6pm.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-21
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: WE CLOSE AT 6

i just heard about this site from a someone and it is hilarious. i had some good times at erac and met some cool people who are still friends but i had to go before i went completely nuts! anyone i saw this post and it reminded me of the time i was an am and my lazy bm always left at 4. well since me and the 1 mt and 2 car preps didn't give a rats ass either, we would lock up and shut the lights off and relax. i bet to this day he can't understand why his esqi was always below corp avg hence the reason he was asked to leave or get fired! ha ha! this is great! keep up the good posts!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:41.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0