A DEBIT/VISAGIFTCARD IS NOT A CREDIT CARD

[YourFaveAAR]

Originally Posted by Complete Destruction

You know, it wouldn't be so bad if the people didn't bring attitude as well. I wont be mad at you if your poor, or a complete financial imbecile, but when you add the attitude I go from sympathy to contempt real fast.

HONEY, there aint no one more deserving of contempt than a dumbass Enterpuke employee slaving away at a car rental counter!

I haves lots of credit cards and most folks do. But even the poor ones are better than you cuz you work at Enterpuke.

Loser! Now go wash a car.

Oh and have a nice day, hon!

GOTTA LOVE ME!

Originally Posted by YourFaveAAR

HONEY, there aint no one more deserving of contempt than a dumbass Enterpuke employee slaving away at a car rental counter!

I haves lots of credit cards and most folks do. But even the poor ones are better than you cuz you work at Enterpuke.

Loser! Now go wash a car.

Oh and have a nice day, hon!

GOTTA LOVE ME!

But I pay my electric bill. Do you?

Originally Posted by Total Annihilation

But I pay my electric bill. Do you?

My favorite line was a bitchy african american was upset because I wouldn't rent her a car because all of her bills were months past due. I kept explaining why we needed a current bill. I finally said "How are you going to pay us if you can't pay your electric bill?" She just said "shoot, I'll pay You guys."

"I aint gots no bills in my name, but yo...check it. these bills is from my grammommas house an i stay there sometime.

Afro-American wannabe renter: Don't y'all know this debit card is also a credit card?
Credit debit, debit credit, debit credit, credit debit....crebit card!

That what it be! It be a crebit card!!!!

Enterprise employee: Excuse me?

Afro-American wannabe renter: It be a crebit card! It go bof ways, just like my moms.

Enterprise employee: Huh?

Afro-American wannabe renter: It be a credit and a debit...a CREBIT card! It bof!

[ReformedERACER]

Originally Posted by YourFaveAAR

HONEY, there aint no one more deserving of contempt than a dumbass Enterpuke employee slaving away at a car rental counter!

I haves lots of credit cards and most folks do. But even the poor ones are better than you cuz you work at Enterpuke.

Loser! Now go wash a car.

Oh and have a nice day, hon!

GOTTA LOVE ME!

Honey you're an idiot. You're giving black people a bad name. Why don't you just admit that you have/do work for Enterprise and were/are miserable.

[TrailerTart]

Originally Posted by J.J. Walker

I think the term is "fixin' to rent a cadillac"

Depends on which part of the U.S. you're from. "Fittin' to" and "fixin' to" are pretty much interchangeable.

The trailer park community where I'm from use "fixin' to" exclusively.

[betteroffnow]

Is it "I be fittin to?" Or "I be fixin to?"

Did anyone get a library card as a form of valid ID?

I, unfortunatley did. And from a person that I doubt could read.

[TrailerTart]

Originally Posted by Dewey Decimal System

Did anyone get a library card as a form of valid ID?

I, unfortunatley did. And from a person that I doubt could read.

Yes. Along with their Safeway Club Card. According to the renter, that took care of "TWO ADDITIONAL PIECES OF IDENTIFICATION".