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Old 2005-06-22
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Default Happy hour video.

This video captures a typical ERAC "happy hour" experience. Ahhhh....the memories!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/officeparty.html

....Just after this video clip, her branch manager most likely pulled her aside, to remind her she still needs to help pick up 7 cars from the mid-town branch on the other side of town for our 9 deals tomorrow at 7am! Lets gitter done Jenny...be a team player!!
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Old 2005-06-22
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

Put that in a bar after work with some bodyshop people there ,and that would fit pretty damn well
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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

I remember Jim from the video....hahahahahahahaha
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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

you are a cheapo M-fucker get some better booze a-hole!! get the message retard!!!!
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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

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you are a cheapo M-fucker get some better booze a-hole!! get the message retard!!!!
Are these really Enterprise employees in the video? Do you recognize some of them?

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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

don't be a dipshit admin-I swear you are so quick to jump on anything that is going to put enterprise in a bad light. Funny website, but grow up. Enterprise gives two shits about your site. All this site means is that Enterprise has made it into the "elite club" of corporate hate sites. If 80% of Enterprise's customers are completly satisfied, how are they doing such a bad job. Yes, they run tight Yes, once in a blue moon they might not have the exact class size you reserved Yes, the car may not be ready the minute you walk through the door-But 80% of their customers are COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Also, Enterprise is running a business to make money, just like any for profit business out there, they are one of the few rental car companies that has grown and made money since 9-11. Man-Enterprise is so evil they want to make money, but 80% of their customers are completly satisifed. Go ahead and tell me how it has to do with Ins. customers who get a replacement car for free-this show me you know nothing about the business. Try dealing with someone who either just hit someone and will most likely have to pay between $5-$20 a day for their mistake plus their deductible or someone who was just hit and now has to go through the inconvience of putting their car in a body shop and finding out they are getting a ford focus when they are putting their Volvo in the shop. With all this crap to deal with and Enterprise is able to COMPLETLY SATISFY 80% of its customers-wow the evil company must be doing something right. As many people have stated this cutomer is mainly a site for former and current employees to bitch and complain-and rightfully so, many put up with alot of crap or put up with alot of crap. But cutomers rarely come onto this site and say how horrible enterprise is. With over 700,000 car in service in the US and you have a handful of complaints. @ 80% of their cars on rent @ a given time that is 560,00 people in Enterprise cars @ a given time-with 80% of those people COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Can't really say from that, that the "Evil Enterprise" is doing such a horrible job.
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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

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don't be a dipshit admin-I swear you are so quick to jump on anything that is going to put enterprise in a bad light. Funny website, but grow up. Enterprise gives two shits about your site. All this site means is that Enterprise has made it into the "elite club" of corporate hate sites. If 80% of Enterprise's customers are completly satisfied, how are they doing such a bad job. Yes, they run tight Yes, once in a blue moon they might not have the exact class size you reserved Yes, the car may not be ready the minute you walk through the door-But 80% of their customers are COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Also, Enterprise is running a business to make money, just like any for profit business out there, they are one of the few rental car companies that has grown and made money since 9-11. Man-Enterprise is so evil they want to make money, but 80% of their customers are completly satisifed. Go ahead and tell me how it has to do with Ins. customers who get a replacement car for free-this show me you know nothing about the business. Try dealing with someone who either just hit someone and will most likely have to pay between $5-$20 a day for their mistake plus their deductible or someone who was just hit and now has to go through the inconvience of putting their car in a body shop and finding out they are getting a ford focus when they are putting their Volvo in the shop. With all this crap to deal with and Enterprise is able to COMPLETLY SATISFY 80% of its customers-wow the evil company must be doing something right. As many people have stated this cutomer is mainly a site for former and current employees to bitch and complain-and rightfully so, many put up with alot of crap or put up with alot of crap. But cutomers rarely come onto this site and say how horrible enterprise is. With over 700,000 car in service in the US and you have a handful of complaints. @ 80% of their cars on rent @ a given time that is 560,00 people in Enterprise cars @ a given time-with 80% of those people COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Can't really say from that, that the "Evil Enterprise" is doing such a horrible job.

***Hey dipshit...if you look @ other threads on this site , you will see that it goes deeper than ERAC customers....the majority of posts are from pissed off employees who cannot express their frustrations any other way but to visit this site....sure ERAC has over 80% of its customers completly satisfied but what about their employees...I would guess that number would be 50% or less....I you read any of these posts from current and former employees...It seems that ERAC could give a rats ass about their staff...as long as ERAC can work employees like slaves for a garbage wage...and still turn a profit and put more loot in Andy's pockets...that is all that matters....the "core values" are a load of self serving crap....the only reason these values exist is so that Andy and his clan can go to sleep at night with less of a guilty conscience that they are screwing their employees out of many of the fundemental principles that the core values preach.
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Old 2005-06-23
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don't be a dipshit admin-I swear you are so quick to jump on anything that is going to put enterprise in a bad light. Funny website, but grow up. Enterprise gives two shits about your site. All this site means is that Enterprise has made it into the "elite club" of corporate hate sites. If 80% of Enterprise's customers are completly satisfied, how are they doing such a bad job. Yes, they run tight Yes, once in a blue moon they might not have the exact class size you reserved Yes, the car may not be ready the minute you walk through the door-But 80% of their customers are COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Also, Enterprise is running a business to make money, just like any for profit business out there, they are one of the few rental car companies that has grown and made money since 9-11. Man-Enterprise is so evil they want to make money, but 80% of their customers are completly satisifed. Go ahead and tell me how it has to do with Ins. customers who get a replacement car for free-this show me you know nothing about the business. Try dealing with someone who either just hit someone and will most likely have to pay between $5-$20 a day for their mistake plus their deductible or someone who was just hit and now has to go through the inconvience of putting their car in a body shop and finding out they are getting a ford focus when they are putting their Volvo in the shop. With all this crap to deal with and Enterprise is able to COMPLETLY SATISFY 80% of its customers-wow the evil company must be doing something right. As many people have stated this cutomer is mainly a site for former and current employees to bitch and complain-and rightfully so, many put up with alot of crap or put up with alot of crap. But cutomers rarely come onto this site and say how horrible enterprise is. With over 700,000 car in service in the US and you have a handful of complaints. @ 80% of their cars on rent @ a given time that is 560,00 people in Enterprise cars @ a given time-with 80% of those people COMPLETLY SATISFIED. Can't really say from that, that the "Evil Enterprise" is doing such a horrible job.

good post

you should register like i did

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Old 2005-06-23
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

This is almost certainly not going to be the response you were hoping for...

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Funny website, but grow up.
Thank you!

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All this site means is that Enterprise has made it into the "elite club" of corporate hate sites.
Dude, I'm in the "elite club"! Thank you!

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Yes, once in a blue moon they might not have the exact class size you reserved
Sure, if your definition of "once in a blue moon" means "ten times out of fifteen".

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As many people have stated this cutomer is mainly a site for former and current employees to bitch and complain-and rightfully so, many put up with alot of crap or put up with alot of crap.
Wow, it sounds like you really put up with a lot of crap (or put up with a lot of crap)!

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But cutomers rarely come onto this site and say how horrible enterprise is. With over 700,000 car in service in the US and you have a handful of complaints.
Out of over 14,000 postings, including 1,265 in the "customers" forum alone, you're thinking this is covered by your definition of the phrase "a handful". You must have big hands!

(Yes, I'm getting punchy after too many of these arguments.)

By the way, some of your comments are so good I've created a page on Discussion Board "Best Of" and included them.

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Old 2005-06-24
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Default Re: Happy hour video.

Your 14,000 posting are from roughly 200 people. If Enterprise is the largest RAC co. in the country... seems to me that this site has a lot of work to do.
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