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Old 2007-10-26
aflac
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.
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This sounds more like you got ass raped by your area manager, not "I banged my area manager"
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lol that's hilarious
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.
Did you smell your finger? You should have done the same thing to her.
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Old 2007-10-26
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.
Where's the banging part?
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Old 2007-11-17
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.

Tell us which branch we can find her at. She seems like an open-minded whore, just my type daddy-o!
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Old 2007-12-06
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.
COOL STORY!
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Old 2007-12-07
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Smoe people have a faint line between fantasy and reality. Of course this is a fake story. Why would any ERAC Career ladder climbing bitch shag anyone who didn't have the power to promote them!! (let alone shove her finger up his ass....
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Old 2008-02-07
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My last year at erac I banged my area manger. The last year I was at erac on Halloween I had these two area mangers in my area that were pretty good looking. One was tall and toned and had this tight body and the other was busty and had a rock hard body. The tall one was dressed as a cat the busty one was dress as a nurse. My branch we were not dressed at all. I was a MA and my manger was dressed as the cowgirl from the toy story movie. The rest of the employees were not dressed. I was on my way out of erac I was there for about 6 months and I was hated it. My area manger was the tall one and she was ok. She would take everyone out to lunch in the office from time to time telling us how good erac is, but she was ok with me. She said to me you don’t look so happy and I was like im just doing my job same old stuff. SO she said what can I do to make you happy and I was like give me a hand job. She look at me and was like giving me this smile unbelievable look and said I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. I didn’t care if she fired me I wanted out. But she didn’t do anything. Then lunch time came and she was like im getting the sense your not happy here lets go out to lunch and talk about it so I went. We jumped in the car and she was like you upset about this morning and I was like im ok. She said I can’t believe you said that to me and I was like Im sorry it slipped and then she said you like saying stupid things. I was like yeah she reached over and touched my hand and then reached for my pants we pulled into the is shopping center and she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and started to jerk me off. She was like is this what you want. She then pulled down my pants all the way and was giving me this super hard hand job. I was shocked and scarred and then she took her middle finger and went down and started to finger my asshole. She said is this what you want you little shit. She was pulling my cock like her life depended on it and then she fingering me so fast with her middle finger that I though I was going to throw up, I fell out of the car seat at one point. Then pulled her middle finger out of my ass and said smell this and stuck it my face. She said I m going to make sure you cant walk straight when you get back to the branch and she stuck finger back in and was pushing in and out hard and then I just cam. I didn’t even know I was doing it I started to cum all over the place and she said you little shit make sure you don’t get any on the car, make sure it stays on your pants and underwear. As I sat there all fucked up she said to me you better keep this between us and if your good maybe ill take you out to lunch again. She told me try and walk straight and if I wanted to to I could leave early but I better keep this on the down low. I had lunch with her 2 more times.
Wow! Typical Area Manager-always fucking somebody!
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Old 2008-05-22
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This sounds more like you got ass raped by your area manager, not "I banged my area manager"
LMAO

Did she jerk you off in a premium or economy model?
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