What have YOU found while cleaning a rental car in your suit?

Well, lets start here...

1. Used condoms - yep, had to start here....still emotionally scarred the first time I mistakenly grabbed one of those from under a seat.. FYI for new employees: .....found particulary in the Nissan "Maximums"
NOTE TO SELF AFTER 1st day of employment: Never stick hand under the seat while prepping...its scary down there!

2. Weed - finding it is easy, keeping it in the "lost and found".....much harder.

3. Finger nails in the ash tray....mmmmmnnnnn, bonus!

4. Used diapers - gotta love those! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

5. DILDOS - I went with a trainee to pick up a car at a local corporate account. The very conservative lady that rents often apparently left a brown paper bag on the back seat with a giant dildo, and pair of "dick-nose" glasses, and a wind-up toy called "doggie-styling", along with a pair of edible underwear, and a few porno-tapes (which mysteriously dissapeared by the end of the day). Imagine the office entertainment THAT day! Funniest part was the following week she rented and happened to mention to the counterperson she went to a bachelorette party recently...Just "happened" to come up in conversation, LOL! ....YA, RIGHT!

6. Gameboys, digital cameras, etc. This is considered a "bonus" to the salary-deprived trainees. If you are a customer, Dont count on them finding their way to the lost and found.

7. PUKE - Note to new employees: If a branch is ALL TO WILLING to lend you a car on wednesday afternoon when all branches are running 98%....fully expect to smell #7.

8. Guns- also primarily found under car seats...remember trainees, ....that's the SCARY place!

9. Cd's of Hillbilly music....you never find cd's that are actually current chart-topping music, its ALWAYS the Banjo-picking, or Gospel crap no one wants to hear!...Hence it DOES find its way to the lost & Found.

10. Dog hair: Nothing like vac'ing up dog hair matted in the cloth seats of the Ford Taurus in the summer heat......"Hurry up" yells the assistant manager from the door, We are already 20 minutes late to the corporate account deal ! Just Roll the car the way it is....it's fine!

weed - the few times I actually got a "bonus" from working at ERAC. The problem though most of the time our ghetto customers mostly leave the schwag but once in a while you get the dank kush.

I found a VCR in the back of a Licoln Towncar and in that VCR was "Totally Anal #12". I became a VCR richer along with 4 hours of whack off material!!! Yay!!!!!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I found a VCR in the back of a Licoln Towncar and in that VCR was "Totally Anal #12". I became a VCR richer along with 4 hours of whack off material!!! Yay!!!!!

NICE!

[offshorerob]

one of our BM's found five grand cash in the trunk. Suprisingly the customer never called back about it. illgotten gains I suspect.

[GP57 Dropout]

Originally Posted by offshorerob

one of our BM's found five grand cash in the trunk. Suprisingly the customer never called back about it. illgotten gains I suspect.

So was the money split among the office or did he put it towards the office Bad debt? I would've kept it and told Enterprise to keep their Christmas shirt this year because they had already given me a gift.

[offshorerob]

long story, he tried to keep it but he got turned in and spent the next three hours explaining what happened so he could keep his job.

The best thing I found was a 400.00 didital camera, with a 1gig card.. It never made it to lost and found, I put it in my desk for 30 days and no one called for it, so its mine. yeah!!!

[Dom182]

Had a winfall. Cust got nailed by the police transporting drugs (go figure) left a PS2, cd player, Walkie talkies, 2 nice watches, RayBans, and 2 sets of Ski's Oli's (195's) and Rosi's (205's). Left them in the lost and found for 180 days then took all of it home when it wasn't claimed. He was either to embarassed or still in jail

I once rented several SUV's and trucks to a police force so they could use them for undercover drug sting operations. When they returned them we found a large duffle bag full of weed in the back of one of the SUV's. I called the police chief who had coordinated all of this to let him know. He was pissed that one of his officers had left it in there. I asked him if I could keep half of it and he said he would think about it.....not.