Bullshit Christmas Gift

[superman123]

When I heard we were getting model cars I was disappointed, but then thought that It may be fun to assemble it with my son. I was further disappointed when I learned the car was some replica paperweight. I never took mine home. What a dissapointing gift.

[Spoo Jim]

Originally Posted by counter dodger

Regarding the e-mail sent around Group 32, that was THE funniest thing I have ever read. My BM gave it to me to read and I could not stop laughing! I left ERAC shortly after it circulated, but amen to whoever wrote it. I wish I still had a copy of it (I would have posted it), but the person I passed it on to had to shred it b/c the ARM caught her with it :(.

Guys C'mon. First it isn't a "Christmas" gift. It is a "holiday gift." That is why our VP didn't deliver many until after XMAS. This was explained to a couple of my people already,that since our VP is jewish, he is in no rush to get out our great gift. Hey, get creative with the gift. There is one up on blocks at 17 and I think it fits the neighborhood and is a great counter display.

[Intern]

Originally Posted by Green Kool Aid

I suppose I can say "I got a car." I'm not lying...but I'm just too embarassed to fully disclose that I basically got a Tonka Toy as my Christmas bonus.

Maybe next year Andy can send out "Matchbox" versions of the car. Then the following year they can send out Micromachines. You ERAC folks are set for the next two years.

This year, instead of the car I would have rather received an emergency car kit missing jumper cables or maybe an ERAC polo shirt that I can sport on my day off from the office.

The Jelly of the Month club brings me back. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Intern

Maybe next year Andy can send out "Matchbox" versions of the car. Then the following year they can send out Micromachines. You ERAC folks are set for the next two years.

This year, instead of the car I would have rather received an emergency car kit missing jumper cables or maybe an ERAC polo shirt that I can sport on my day off from the office.

The Jelly of the Month club brings me back. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice reference to "Christmas Vacation". At least cousin Eddie brought Clark's boss, Frank Shirley back to his home.