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Old 2007-12-22
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Has everyone gotten their piece of shit Enterprise Christmas gift yet? Apparently they didn't realize that we're not all 10-year-old little boys that give a FUCK about a stupid model car. Thanks, Andy. I'll enjoy watching it collect dust in a box in the back of my closet for years to come.
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Has everyone gotten their piece of shit Enterprise Christmas gift yet? Apparently they didn't realize that we're not all 10-year-old little boys that give a FUCK about a stupid model car. Thanks, Andy. I'll enjoy watching it collect dust in a box in the back of my closet for years to come.
Make a video of you destroying it in some clever way, post it on YouTube, and then post a link here.
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Old 2007-12-23
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Good God 5 years ago we got the CD/Clock radio which was actually halfway decent. Then in '03 we got the charcoal grill. I left in August of 04, but after seeing posts on here regarding the holiday gifts it sounds like it has steadily gotten worse! Model Cars? Pathetic.


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Has everyone gotten their piece of shit Enterprise Christmas gift yet? Apparently they didn't realize that we're not all 10-year-old little boys that give a FUCK about a stupid model car. Thanks, Andy. I'll enjoy watching it collect dust in a box in the back of my closet for years to come.
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Old 2007-12-24
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Has everyone gotten their piece of shit Enterprise Christmas gift yet? Apparently they didn't realize that we're not all 10-year-old little boys that give a FUCK about a stupid model car. Thanks, Andy. I'll enjoy watching it collect dust in a box in the back of my closet for years to come.
That's classic. LMAO!
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What about the very nice presentation case it came in? Better than the car itself.
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Old 2007-12-24
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Make a video of you destroying it in some clever way, post it on YouTube, and then post a link here.
But then Andy would probably have you write an OX on it nad charge your branch. By the way , what kind of car is it, and what was the thought/sentiment behind the gift? Doesn't St. Louis know that Eracers would rather have cash to pay the extra cell phone minutes that are used on company calls from the office?
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Old 2007-12-24
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What about the very nice presentation case it came in? Better than the car itself.
Maybe you can take the car out and put your cock in it and give it to somebody for xmas.
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Old 2007-12-27
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But then Andy would probably have you write an OX on it nad charge your branch. By the way , what kind of car is it, and what was the thought/sentiment behind the gift? Doesn't St. Louis know that Eracers would rather have cash to pay the extra cell phone minutes that are used on company calls from the office?

I think it's a '57 Chevy or whatever the original car that Jack had was. I saw the box that they were all shipped in, and it said "Enterprise Rent-A-Car 50th Anniversary Gift." So it looks like it was supposed to be a gift for everyone earlier in the year, but then they thought they'd save money by giving them to us as Christmas gifts instead (oh yeah, and also by making us use our minutes on our own cell phones). Nice.
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No shit I would rather get nothing than that! Wow, how fucking gay is that?!
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Old 2008-01-03
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No shit I would rather get nothing than that! Wow, how fucking gay is that?!
What does sexual orientation have to do with it?
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