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Old 2008-06-26
I Hate Robert!
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Default NONE OF YOU COULD HACK IT!

I AM WRITING THIS IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE LAME ASSES WHO KEEP LUMPING ME IN WITH JOHN WATIE. I AM NOT HIM AND THAT'S FINAL. I DO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE ARE LOSERS WHO COULD NOT HACK ERAC. BEING IN ERAC IS LIKE BEING IN AN ELITE GROUP OF WORKERS, WE WORK HARD AND ARE REWARDED NICELY FOR OUR EFFORTS. MOST OF THE POSTS ON HERE LIE, LIE, LIE. ROBERT IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS, HE'S A JOKE. ERAC IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, AS YOU LOSERS ARE PROOF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESIRE, MOTIVATION, AND A MIX OF BOOK SMARTS AND STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT. NO ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU SAID THIS WAS EASY AND IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A FAST-PACED SALES ENVIRONMENT, HEY UPS IS HIRING! SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE AND LET ERAC GO. GOD KNOWS, WE HAVE LET ALL OF YOU GO. JUST LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE!!! GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BE PRODUCTIVE. AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ON A WEBSITE! OUT!
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Old 2008-06-26
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go wash my car you sack of shit
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Old 2008-06-26
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Default Re: NONE OF YOU COULD HACK IT!

You shouldn't have to "hack it" to make it work with any employer. This isn't professional baseball, haha.

By the way, good luck getting any sort of substantial commission check with the $4 a gallon gas you're using to pick up that weekend special customer across town and a sagging car sales market.
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Old 2008-06-26
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Default Re: NONE OF YOU COULD HACK IT!

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You shouldn't have to "hack it" to make it work with any employer. This isn't professional baseball, haha.

By the way, good luck getting any sort of substantial commission check with the $4 a gallon gas you're using to pick up that weekend special customer across town and a sagging car sales market.
GOOD LUCK AT MCDONALDS. YOU AND ROBERT WILL BE MAKING MY FRIES, BITCH!
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Old 2008-06-26
MisterAlohaIsBack MisterAlohaIsBack is offline
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I AM WRITING THIS IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE LAME ASSES WHO KEEP LUMPING ME IN WITH JOHN WATIE. I AM NOT HIM AND THAT'S FINAL. I DO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE ARE LOSERS WHO COULD NOT HACK ERAC. BEING IN ERAC IS LIKE BEING IN AN ELITE GROUP OF WORKERS, WE WORK HARD AND ARE REWARDED NICELY FOR OUR EFFORTS. MOST OF THE POSTS ON HERE LIE, LIE, LIE. ROBERT IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS, HE'S A JOKE. ERAC IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, AS YOU LOSERS ARE PROOF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESIRE, MOTIVATION, AND A MIX OF BOOK SMARTS AND STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT. NO ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU SAID THIS WAS EASY AND IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A FAST-PACED SALES ENVIRONMENT, HEY UPS IS HIRING! SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE AND LET ERAC GO. GOD KNOWS, WE HAVE LET ALL OF YOU GO. JUST LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE!!! GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BE PRODUCTIVE. AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ON A WEBSITE! OUT!
take a couple deeeeep breaths.....then when youre all alone stand in front of the bathroom mirror and take a look at your pathetic two week pay stub, subtract your monthly rent or mortgage which is coming due in the next few days, check the mailbox for any incoming electric, sewer and cable bills, and of course the incoming revolving credit card bills......look at your paystub once again and finally look up into the mirror and look at yourself......if that doesnt make you see and feel reality putting all the e-monkey fecal matter hype aside then i dont know what will.......perhaps sesame streets make believe world of "imagine"...lmfao!!!!
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MisterAlohaIsBack MisterAlohaIsBack is offline
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Default Re: NONE OF YOU COULD HACK IT!

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You shouldn't have to "hack it" to make it work with any employer. This isn't professional baseball, haha.

By the way, good luck getting any sort of substantial commission check with the $4 a gallon gas you're using to pick up that weekend special customer across town and a sagging car sales market.
"this isnt professional baseball, haha." and it certainly isnt the frickin' u.s. navy seals, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-06-26
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take a couple deeeeep breaths.....then when youre all alone stand in front of the bathroom mirror and take a look at your pathetic two week pay stub, subtract your monthly rent or mortgage which is coming due in the next few days, check the mailbox for any incoming electric, sewer and cable bills, and of course the incoming revolving credit card bills......look at your paystub once again and finally look up into the mirror and look at yourself......if that doesnt make you see and feel reality putting all the e-monkey fecal matter hype aside then i dont know what will.......perhaps sesame streets make believe world of "imagine"...lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
WHAT IS THIS? ARE YOU STANDING IN FOR ROBERT TONIGHT? YOU TALK A BIG GAME BUT YET YOU HAVE NEVER PROVED SHIT. YOU DON'T EVEN WORK FOR ERAC, THAT'S HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. WHY DON'T YOU AND ROBERT GO TO CALIFORNIA AND GET MARRIED!
AND, I ALMOST FORGOT, LMFAO!
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Old 2008-06-26
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I AM WRITING THIS IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE LAME ASSES WHO KEEP LUMPING ME IN WITH JOHN WATIE. I AM NOT HIM AND THAT'S FINAL. I DO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE ARE LOSERS WHO COULD NOT HACK ERAC. BEING IN ERAC IS LIKE BEING IN AN ELITE GROUP OF WORKERS, WE WORK HARD AND ARE REWARDED NICELY FOR OUR EFFORTS. MOST OF THE POSTS ON HERE LIE, LIE, LIE. ROBERT IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS, HE'S A JOKE. ERAC IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, AS YOU LOSERS ARE PROOF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESIRE, MOTIVATION, AND A MIX OF BOOK SMARTS AND STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT. NO ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU SAID THIS WAS EASY AND IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A FAST-PACED SALES ENVIRONMENT, HEY UPS IS HIRING! SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE AND LET ERAC GO. GOD KNOWS, WE HAVE LET ALL OF YOU GO. JUST LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE!!! GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BE PRODUCTIVE. AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ON A WEBSITE! OUT!

Damn, look at the sludge that emerges when unregistereds (John Watie) can post!
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Old 2008-07-08
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I AM WRITING THIS IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE LAME ASSES WHO KEEP LUMPING ME IN WITH JOHN WATIE. I AM NOT HIM AND THAT'S FINAL. I DO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE ARE LOSERS WHO COULD NOT HACK ERAC. BEING IN ERAC IS LIKE BEING IN AN ELITE GROUP OF WORKERS, WE WORK HARD AND ARE REWARDED NICELY FOR OUR EFFORTS. MOST OF THE POSTS ON HERE LIE, LIE, LIE. ROBERT IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS, HE'S A JOKE. ERAC IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, AS YOU LOSERS ARE PROOF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESIRE, MOTIVATION, AND A MIX OF BOOK SMARTS AND STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT. NO ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU SAID THIS WAS EASY AND IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A FAST-PACED SALES ENVIRONMENT, HEY UPS IS HIRING! SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE AND LET ERAC GO. GOD KNOWS, WE HAVE LET ALL OF YOU GO. JUST LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE!!! GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BE PRODUCTIVE. AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ON A WEBSITE! OUT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude are you serious? Did you seriously say "Out!" at the end of your post????? Well Ryan Seacrest it seems you are quite justified in your remarks. Such an elite group of workers you are, I mean Jesus when I was working in San Diego, all those "elite workers" did was smoke and get drunk ALL THE TIME. Hell some of them drank on the Job! You rent cars, drive customers around and DRINK! Wow! Quite the Elite group of people to drink alcohol on the job breaking both a cardinal rule and a cardinal law at the same time! Also you elite group of workers probably graduated with some shit degree in college that you really had no use for, so you went to rent cars! WOW! Also calling us garbage? Really? Well my ditch digging friend, do some math; In an area there are at least 3 main branches with their respective satellites. So in an area there are probably at least 19 (a very conservative number right there) people when you include MT,MA,Ass.M, and BMs. Then you take the region, if those numbers stay somewhat consistent throughout, you then have at least 75 people of the previously mentioned kind. At least 75 people who are all going to go after an area manager spot! A spot mind you, that opens up, once every year or so. So with about 5 areas in each region, not counting all the other surrounding regions that will have people gunning for said area manager spot, that leaves you with a very, very slim margin of people who are actually getting promoted to anything that is above the career level of..oh say, a McDonalds cashier. So, we couldn't hack it? Or did we just see the utter ridiculousness of busting our asses in 90 degree heat year round in $400 suits that get ruined every 5 months because we have to wear them everyday while we partake in manual labor. You see my conveniently anonymous friend that "hates Robert", it's not that we couldn't hack it, it's just that you are too blind to see the truth or too stupid. I mean if I had a degree in 18th century business economics I might be on this site too saying no one could hack it at the only job I will ever get.
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Old 2008-07-19
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I AM WRITING THIS IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE LAME ASSES WHO KEEP LUMPING ME IN WITH JOHN WATIE. I AM NOT HIM AND THAT'S FINAL. I DO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COME ONTO THIS SITE ARE LOSERS WHO COULD NOT HACK ERAC. BEING IN ERAC IS LIKE BEING IN AN ELITE GROUP OF WORKERS, WE WORK HARD AND ARE REWARDED NICELY FOR OUR EFFORTS. MOST OF THE POSTS ON HERE LIE, LIE, LIE. ROBERT IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS, HE'S A JOKE. ERAC IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, AS YOU LOSERS ARE PROOF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESIRE, MOTIVATION, AND A MIX OF BOOK SMARTS AND STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT. NO ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU SAID THIS WAS EASY AND IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A FAST-PACED SALES ENVIRONMENT, HEY UPS IS HIRING! SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE AND LET ERAC GO. GOD KNOWS, WE HAVE LET ALL OF YOU GO. JUST LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE!!! GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BE PRODUCTIVE. AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ON A WEBSITE! OUT!

Dude In the End The Company will shit you out because you go insane from kissing ass and taking it in the ass. I see things and hear things and I believe you fall under the 80% of mt's that lie to Honest hard working American's that need or want a car for a few days.

One day when I get things in motion and I quit you will hear from me again.

Think of this, your mom wants to come see your pathetic ass and she goes to enterprise. There is a guy...... well its someone like you. You smile and kiss ass.
You do a bumper to bumper hoping she doesnt notice the cracked winshield and the 6 inch scratch on the door that you happened to miss from the previous renter.
Yes she doesnt notice she signs the contract gets in and drives off. 4 days later she returns.
You smile and you kiss ass (Fucking loser) and you go and do a bumper to bumper.
So because u had your head shoved so far up enterprise's ass you didnt notice the damage. That now you have pawned it off on someone else's mother. So now who pays for the damages not you and your pathetic Branch. This mom who has to take care of two kids, a cheating husband and spend $4.00 at the pump is going to pay for it.

Dude you are a joke. Seriously you talk like you know what work is. How bout putting that branch manager cock back in your mouth while bending over with the area manager in your ass and have a nice life. Thats your Elite Workers aka Cocksuckers and Fudgepackers.
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