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Old 2006-01-01
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

They should just really give you a bag of condoms, a huge bottle of hootch and some prozac.
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Default Re: yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i saw the gold envelope with a gold enterprise logo laying on my desk.... opened it and saw that enterprise is playing santa and is giving us the option to choose a shitty gift.... wow..... i can smell the CHEESE in the air.... my question is why do they do it? to make the employee feel special or appreciated?.... "yeah! hey im glad i work here! they're giving me a back-pack for christmas!!! alright!!! hey, tom! what did you get?? oh a watch?? that is really neat!!"............... perhaps it is some weird cult thing. i dont know........ enterprise is weird.

for whatever the reason. i just think it is funny.

ps.... i chose the back-pack

And all of the above choices will be purchased thru a Taylor owned company right? Got to keep the $$ in the corporate family!!
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And all of the above choices will be purchased thru a Taylor owned company right? Got to keep the $$ in the corporate family!!

www.centricgroup.com
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Old 2006-01-01
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Default Re: yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha.... that doesn't surprise me at all. enterprise is so fucking ridiculous.

btw, FailingEnterpriseAdmin.... i have yet to recieve any gift.... the back-pack or the watch.
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Old 2006-01-02
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

I remember last year's gift. I ordered a man's watch and got a woman's one instead. So classy of ERAC!
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Old 2006-01-02
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

Last years ERAC's gifts were so crappy I didn't even bother getting one. Of course, I got constant emails from the GM telling me I had to act now, or my gift would be gone. NEWS FLASH!! I don't want your stinking gift. This year wouldn't surprise me if it were the same stuff regurgitated from the last.

Thank God I don't have to put up with those crappy "we care about you (not)" gifts. At my new job, our holiday gifts were pretty sweet! I got a gift certificate to Omaha Steaks that allows me to purchase meals that can feed up to 8 people. And these aren't TV dinners, either. The dollar values on these were pretty expensive if I'd bought them myself. I got to choose between several cuts of red meat and seafood, plus it came with a cook book and knives - not crappy knives either! Don't know about you, but now we're talkin'!! (8 meals of red meat+seafood=one happy stomach connected to one happy man)

Forgive me for the outburst, but 2 things make good gifts in my book: food (especially red meat or seafood) and/or money.
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Old 2006-01-02
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Default Re: yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man! I wish I could have selected from their fine line of prison products!!!! The Taylors love marketing to those with few choices.....
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Old 2006-01-04
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Default Re: yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Centric means in Latin "the source from which ideas originate".

I cannot think of a more inappropriate name for any related company.

Perhaps they could call it: "Caveat emptor"
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Old 2006-01-04
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Default Re: yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Centric means in Latin "the source from which ideas originate".

I cannot think of a more inappropriate name for any related company.

Perhaps they could call it: "Caveat emptor"
<a really big laugh>
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Old 2006-10-10
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

You are all ungrateful idiots. How many other companies buy each and every one of their employees a gift each Christmas. Stop whinging on, get a life.
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