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Old 2005-12-23
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Default This Year's Holiday Gift

We all know it's a Christmas gift but I used the term "holiday" for PC purposes.

Anyway, what was it this year? An ERAC buisness card dispenser? A keychain breathalyzer? A noose?
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Old 2005-12-23
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

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We all know it's a Christmas gift but I used the term "holiday" for PC purposes.

Anyway, what was it this year? An ERAC buisness card dispenser? A keychain breathalyzer? A noose?
Welcome back, JohnSears1; it's been a while.
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Old 2005-12-23
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

a better paying job
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Old 2005-12-23
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Default Re: This Year's Holiday Gift

ERAC is giving out free car washes to all employees. Of course you have to wash the car yourself and only 1 spray of deoderizer you have to control your costs!
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Old 2005-12-23
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ERAC is giving out free car washes to all employees. Of course you have to wash the car yourself and only 1 spray of deoderizer you have to control your costs!
Greetings,
OK on a serious note, we got almost the same shit as last year. Have the swiss watch again, a backpack (which was sold out prior to us getting the certificates) and a golf travel bag, these are pretty much the highlights. Just screw this and keep your gifts ERAC. But what to expect, this is cheap as usual.
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Old 2005-12-29
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I was discussing this very topic with my branch manager. I have been an employee of ERAC for a while and the Christmas gifts were usually distributed at the beginning of December. To this day I have heard nothing about a Christmas gift and I am starting to wonder if Enterprise will do a Christmas gift this year. There are just too many signs right now that point towards financial difficulty in the future for Enterprise and by not giving a Christmas gift to the employee's like they have done over the past several years only adds to the speculation. Has anybody heard about a Christmas gift?
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I was discussing this very topic with my branch manager. I have been an employee of ERAC for a while and the Christmas gifts were usually distributed at the beginning of December. To this day I have heard nothing about a Christmas gift and I am starting to wonder if Enterprise will do a Christmas gift this year. There are just too many signs right now that point towards financial difficulty in the future for Enterprise and by not giving a Christmas gift to the employee's like they have done over the past several years only adds to the speculation. Has anybody heard about a Christmas gift?
Tell us about these "signs right now that point towards financial difficulty in the future for Enterprise". What are you seeing?
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Old 2005-12-29
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Greetings,
OK on a serious note, we got almost the same shit as last year. Have the swiss watch again, a backpack (which was sold out prior to us getting the certificates) and a golf travel bag, these are pretty much the highlights. Just screw this and keep your gifts ERAC. But what to expect, this is cheap as usual.
no kidding, my favorite is that the polo shirt only comes in men's sizes, the watch is a man's watch...ummm hello 2006 is on the horizon, don't we offer feminine versions for gifts? I've ordered a woman's polo through Centric, can't they offer one gift geared toward women. kills me that they didn't catch that "diversity" tactic that would've made us women proud. but instead, we're left wanting. again.
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Default yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i saw the gold envelope with a gold enterprise logo laying on my desk.... opened it and saw that enterprise is playing santa and is giving us the option to choose a shitty gift.... wow..... i can smell the CHEESE in the air.... my question is why do they do it? to make the employee feel special or appreciated?.... "yeah! hey im glad i work here! they're giving me a back-pack for christmas!!! alright!!! hey, tom! what did you get?? oh a watch?? that is really neat!!"............... perhaps it is some weird cult thing. i dont know........ enterprise is weird.

for whatever the reason. i just think it is funny.

ps.... i chose the back-pack

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i saw the gold envelope with a gold enterprise logo laying on my desk.... opened it and saw that enterprise is playing santa and is giving us the option to choose a shitty gift.... wow..... i can smell the CHEESE in the air.... my question is why do they do it? to make the employee feel special or appreciated?.... "yeah! hey im glad i work here! they're giving me a back-pack for christmas!!! alright!!! hey, tom! what did you get?? oh a watch?? that is really neat!!"............... perhaps it is some weird cult thing. i dont know........ enterprise is weird.

for whatever the reason. i just think it is funny.

ps.... i chose the back-pack
Can you send me a digital photo of it?
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