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Old 2006-02-27
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

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Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a stick! There's that MonkeyGirl bitch again telling people to take responsibility for their lives and use the resources they have to make small attainable steps towards improving things for themselves.

(you should listen to her)
wow, I'm a bitch now? and you cited Jesus Christ, excuse me, Jesus H. Fucking Christ...

You have it wrong Admin...I prefer to be addressed as "Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch." The middle initial is unnecessary as there is only one of me and I'm not competing for world domination anymore, just for followers for St. Mary's Fucking Christ Bitch Church.
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

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wow, I'm a bitch now? and you cited Jesus Christ, excuse me, Jesus H. Fucking Christ...

You have it wrong Admin...I prefer to be addressed as "Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch." The middle initial is unnecessary as there is only one of me and I'm not competing for world domination anymore, just for followers for St. Mary's Fucking Christ Bitch Church.
Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch, you made me laugh.
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100% true. But it can be difficult to "take time off" when you are living "paycheck to paycheck" on your "ERAC salary"....

Not saying it can't be done, but it's not smart to personally bankrupt oneself.

Start looking, network with EVERY customer. You have to ask them their employer anyway...if you have a rapport, use it to score a referral instead of selling dub.
Jesus Fucking Christ Bitch say: smart to follow your heart and get the hell out if you're this miserable.

(similar to confucius say, but I prefer my handle.) Maybe I should have Admin change monkeygirl to Jesus Christ Bitch. I think it's only mildly offensive.
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

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Jesus Fucking Christ Bitch say: smart to follow your heart and get the hell out if you're this miserable.

(similar to confucius say, but I prefer my handle.) Maybe I should have Admin change monkeygirl to Jesus Christ Bitch. I think it's only mildly offensive.
If you want me to, just say the word.
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If you want me to, just say the word.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. PLEASE do it now. PLEASE!! Do you have any idea how fun this will be? I'm still crying. This will help me shake any followers.

change it to: Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch

I can't stop laughing...please do it asap. I want to post under this name. that's awesome.
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

So far on this website somebody's posted those cartoons that ran in a Danish newspaper and offended the muslim world, and now we're being blasphemous about christianity. Who else are we going to offend?

Buddha, you fat fuck!
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

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Originally Posted by MonkeyGirl
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. PLEASE do it now. PLEASE!! Do you have any idea how fun this will be? I'm still crying. This will help me shake any followers.

change it to: Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch

I can't stop laughing...please do it asap. I want to post under this name. that's awesome.
Confucius say I need the comma. It's a must. Proper grammar is a necessity.
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Default Re: This New Thread About Bleeding Green

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Originally Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. PLEASE do it now. PLEASE!! Do you have any idea how fun this will be? I'm still crying. This will help me shake any followers.

change it to: Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch

I can't stop laughing...please do it asap. I want to post under this name. that's awesome.
Done.
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Done.
oh the next few days...weeks will be so much damn fun. thanks and you even remembered the comma. nice touch.
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Old 2006-02-28
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this is the funniest shit i have ever read. who are you and where do you work? i know what you mean about the cute blonde and the small town piggly wiggly. fucking hilarious...
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