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Actor/comedian Jay Mohr. He was friggin hysterical!
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Renee Zellweger (nicest renter ever!) and Jack White, Dustin Diamond (Screech), Faith Evans, Jeff Weaver (when he played for the Yankees), Ronald Devoe (Bel Biv Devoe), used to deliver cars for Justin Timberlake all the time
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I rented to Bill Clinton and the car came back smelling rather funny. He said he didn't inhale though, so I let it slide.
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George Steinbrenner (Caddy) and almost every single Yankee you could think of, Roger Clemens, Pudge Rodriguez, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Keyshawn Johnson, Tarrold "he hate me" Smart (he totalled one of our jettas), Derrick Brooks, Mike Alstott, Warwick Dunn, Ernie Banks, Eddie Debartello, and numerous porn stars when they came in for AVN awards. Mostly ball players though because of all the spring training in FL. Hell I even rented a car to Sir Andy himself once (it was a Suburban that had less than 100 miles on it from the NCS lot). Man, guess I have rented to quite a few, but in the end I'm still glad I left that poop factory!!
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I rented to Peter Berg, director of Friday Night Lights. He was nice at first, but when he didn't drop the car at the branch he was supposed to, I called him and the motherfucker hung up on me. He dropped off eventually, but didn't call back to say where...what an asshole.
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George Steinbrenner (Caddy) and almost every single Yankee you could think of, Roger Clemens, Pudge Rodriguez, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Keyshawn Johnson, Tarrold "he hate me" Smart (he totalled one of our jettas), Derrick Brooks, Mike Alstott, Warwick Dunn, Ernie Banks, Eddie Debartello, and numerous porn stars when they came in for AVN awards. Mostly ball players though because of all the spring training in FL. Hell I even rented a car to Sir Andy himself once (it was a Suburban that had less than 100 miles on it from the NCS lot). Man, guess I have rented to quite a few, but in the end I'm still glad I left that poop factory!!
What group/area do you work in? What is the NCS lot?
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Jack Taylor
Andy Taylor
Don Ross
Pam Nicholson

Beat that mo fo's.
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I rented to Bill Clinton and the car came back smelling rather funny. He said he didn't inhale though, so I let it slide.
Can you say which branch?
Was it in New York or DC?
I'm assuming New York.
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Hell I even rented a car to Sir Andy himself once (it was a Suburban that had less than 100 miles on it from the NCS lot). Man, guess I have rented to quite a few, but in the end I'm still glad I left that poop factory!!
That must have been a very nervous time. Heres the big question, did he take the cdw/cw? Did you even bother asking him? Too funny!!!
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My buddy's office had to repo a car from Jenna Jamison. She went out of town and forgot about the car. I can't remember if it was a cash or credit deal, but she started falling behind on deposits. She later apologized and I think she sent the branch a signed picture of herself.
I rented to Jenna and Nikki Tyler. They were doing a show together. I had to pick them up at the hotel and bring them to the club. Jenna was running late of course, the club owner was calling me every 5 minutes. Then Jenna stole a bottle of wine from the hotel bar to take "on the road". THe bar manager started chasing us. Imagine Nikki and Jenna grabbing your arm and starting to run for it... :) oh, I ran for it! They were a lot of fun. I wish we could have taken it to the next level, but we were running late. That would have made my entire ECRAP experience worth it. Oh well. They did give me free tix....which I used of course.
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