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Old 2007-04-01
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Default Re: Has Anyone ever rented to anyone famous? (Past & Present)

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I rented to a few people back in the day that were famous.
Layne Staley from Alice in Chains. It was about a year before he died and he looked like shit. He was a really nice guy, though, and he took full waiver.

Robert 'Evel" Knievel- His CC declined and he had to get his girlfriend to come and rent it for him. He was kind of a prick to everybody in the branch.

Randy Couture- He was a really nice guy, and I'm glad he decided to take the waiver, because I wasn't going to try to talk him into it.
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I rented to a few people back in the day that were famous.
Layne Staley from Alice in Chains. It was about a year before he died and he looked like shit. He was a really nice guy, though, and he took full waiver.

Robert 'Evel" Knievel- His CC declined and he had to get his girlfriend to come and rent it for him. He was kind of a prick to everybody in the branch.

Randy Couture- He was a really nice guy, and I'm glad he decided to take the waiver, because I wasn't going to try to talk him into it.
For your sake, I hope Evil Knievel took CDW. Have you seen the way that guy drives?
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For your sake, I hope Evil Knievel took CDW. Have you seen the way that guy drives?
I Work at a high level at Enterprise and I demand that you give me the IP addresses of everyone who posts on this thread since they are giving out personal information about customers!
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"I Work at a high level at Enterprise and I demand that you give me the IP addresses of everyone who posts on this thread since they are giving out personal information about customers!"

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OK, let me start ouy by stating we are approaching an apricot warning of national importance, as we are name dropping famous people who have rented automobiles from Enterprise on failing enterprise.

Forget about the numerous marriages that have destroyed some peoples lives by the massive rumors that circulate freely on here, the amount of ignorance by former employees done wrong by their managers who acted in an unethical way to save their own ass, or the HR trolls playing both sides of the fence in issues to salvage future employees from ruling out the company completely before trying to see both sides of the coin.

Its all coming to an end now that Evil Knievel's name was mentioned on failing enterprise. What info would you request if we actually gave that customers drivers license number or an address. Please relax and thanks for your post as it keeps the likelihood of me posting high with ridiculous comments like yours.
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"I Work at a high level at Enterprise and I demand that you give me the IP addresses of everyone who posts on this thread since they are giving out personal information about customers!"

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OK, let me start ouy by stating we are approaching an apricot warning of national importance, as we are name dropping famous people who have rented automobiles from Enterprise on failing enterprise.

Forget about the numerous marriages that have destroyed some peoples lives by the massive rumors that circulate freely on here, the amount of ignorance by former employees done wrong by their managers who acted in an unethical way to save their own ass, or the HR trolls playing both sides of the fence in issues to salvage future employees from ruling out the company completely before trying to see both sides of the coin.

Its all coming to an end now that Evil Knievel's name was mentioned on failing enterprise. What info would you request if we actually gave that customers drivers license number or an address. Please relax and thanks for your post as it keeps the likelihood of me posting high with ridiculous comments like yours.
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Old 2007-04-02
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I Work at a high level at Enterprise and I demand that you give me the IP addresses of everyone who posts on this thread since they are giving out personal information about customers!
Whatever you say, douchebag!!!
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Whatever you say, douchebag!!!
You already got beat cumbubble
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Old 2007-04-07
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Rented to Lonnie Anderson in Sherman Oaks, CA. Nice lady, too much plastic surgery.
Rented to John Ratzenberger in Calabasas, CA(Cliff from Cheers). Nice, smart guy. No problems.
Rented to Ed Asner in Van Nuys, CA. He crashed one of our ML350's. We had a nice conversation in the car during the pick-up though. Very nice.
Rented to Sean Astin in Woodland Hills, CA(Frodo's friend from LOTR). Really short. Kind of a dick. You know who I am?....
Rented to WC from The Westside Connection in Calabasas, CA. Rented him a Volvo V70. Nice guy. Super nappy beard but still a nice guy.
Rented to Jodie Foster's mom in Calabasas, CA. Her mom said she still has her first car (a yellow Volkswagen Bug) sitting in her garage after all these years.
Rented to Joe Don Baker in Calabasas, CA(played Babe Ruth in The Natural, also in a few James Bond movies with Pierce Brosnan). What a drunk...Car smelled like ass afterwords.
Rented to Will Smith in Calabasas, CA. He had a S-class with a custom suede interior. Nice guy. Very talkative.
Rented to Jim Rome in Reseda, CA. What a dick. He's about 5 feet tall so I guess he has something to complain about...
Rented to most of the cast of 24 when they used to shoot in Woodland Hills, CA. Personally dealt with Keifer several times. Shorter than he looks on TV but gave me a little mini-tour of the CTU set. Jack Bauer rules!! Almost every vehicle you see on that show is an ERAC car.
Rented to the cast of Charmed when they shot in Woodland Hills, CA. Personally dealt with Alyssa Milano. Huge cans, kind of bitchy though. Rose McGowen also had huge cans and was a little bitchy. Shannon Doherty had little cans and was a huge bitch.
Delivered car to Brian McKnight in Chatsworth, CA. Very nice guy. Felt a little sorry for him though because he had about 20 other people living in his house mooching off him.

I've dealt with a lot of celebs. The bottom line with them is the less you acknowledge their celebrity and just treat them like a normal person, the nicer and happier they are. Also a quick tip for dubbing celebs. Just bring up the hassle of having us file an insurance claim and then have everyone in the world knowing they had a car accident. Just take the dub and don't worry about it. Your secret is safe with ERAC.
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Old 2007-04-07
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Default DNR LIST

ho wcan you view the DNR list? how do you know if your on one. will they tell you when you make a reservation?
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