MY baby died and I get written up!!!

Can we keep this on the I hate Enterprise level? All of this talk about Democrats, Republicans, how bad we hate the Yankee's, Derek Jeters face in a vice grips, christianity, The Patriot, Cathalosism, etc. Anyone can be insulted by anything and once in a while one of us may say something insulting. Even though I am perfect and cannot remember a time when I ever said anything insulting I am sure that it does happen to some of the posters from time to time.

Ok I'll shut up now.

I'm not insulted when you diss The Patriot. It's just the better movie! :)
As for religion and politics--I totally agree with you. We all didn't log on here to discuss those topics.

Besides, the one true god is the one who invented the breakfast burrito!

JUST KIDDING!!!!! (For those that get offended easily)

For those that don't gett offended easily, MMMMMM
Yummy.

I think I have encountered a new breed of moron here. A couple of you people here posting under several identities and on occasion actually responding to yourselves. How f*uckin sad are you morons. Keep on dancing for me. I havent had this much amusement since I cleared a board on Ebay for an entire day.

Do you have some odd fetish with dancing and monkeys? It's starting to frighten me picturing the D doing the tango with a little spider monkey.

If you really think we have all the time in the world to reply to ourselves using another user name, then you are the moron. I know I have a job that won't allow me the time to take on numerous personalities on this board. Keep believing what you like, but please, for the love of all that is sacred in this wonderful world, leave the monkeys alone! There are laws against bestiality, you sicko

I haven't had this much amusement since I climbed K2 while wearing a scuba suit. I realize that doesn't compare to the day you 'cleared a board on Ebay' but that was my moment and you cannot take that away from me. Jackass..

I actually do believe you have all the time in the world. People like you with an agenda make all sorts of time to do stupid sh*it. H*ell look at the admin, there is a prime example of the absolute pursuit of moranacy. He apparently likes getting kicked in the a*ss and going back for more. What a dumbsh*it!!!!

How many times have you posted today alone, realitycheck?? You have plenty of time on your hands to post here everyday so pass your bullsh*it on. Whatever employer that hired a co*cklicker like yourself gave you access to a computer or more likely your sitting in your parents basement unemployed crying yourself to sleep everynight because the big bad green machine kick you out on your a*ss.

Its also apparent you have plenty of time to daydream about animal rape. You are a sick fu*ck.

Your posts are so "high school bully" like. I am rubber you're glue... Meet you outside on the recess field to duke it out... You're such dic*klick.. You're as*s is grass and I'm the lawnmower...

"People like you with an agenda make all sorts of time to do stupid sh*it."
-I have an agenda. Thanks. I appreciate you saying that I'm organized. You're right. I do have an agenda and I get everyhting done on it, which allows me to hop on this site.

"How many times have you posted today alone, realitycheck. You have plenty of time on your hands to post here everyday so pass your bullsh*it on."
-I've pretty much gone back and forth with you in this thread and I had a few other posts in other discussion threads. I've seen you in at least one other thread, so I will have to ask you the exact same question. You seem like you've had a good amount of time as well. You, too, must have an agenda.

"Its also apparent you have plenty of time to daydream about animal rape."
-Ohhhh. Good comeback. And you said I was unoriginal?? Go finger yourself, as*sface.. Take that.

"You are a sick fu*ck."
-Well, you're half right. :)

D, or should I call you penis, you are quite the little hypocrate saying that I have all the time in the world, when you are here just waiting for my reply. And I wonder what the next reply will sound like?? Maybe something like 'you're a dumbshi*t..you're a loser.. keep entertaining me..blah blah blah

Find a dictionary, look up the word 'original' and study the definition. Then when you think you know what it means, study it some more.

Hey Tony,
Does the "D" stand for "Donut"?

realitycheck

You are a riot!! Did you really call me a bully?? Sorry if I keep pushing you around but ya make it so easy!!! But whatever you do, dont tell the teacher on me.

I think its great you also admit openly that you are a sick fu*ck that dreams daily about animal rape. Best of luck to you on that.

Saying the "d" in my name stands for dick(penis) is so first grade. So again you proved my point about how unfu*cking original you are. I imagine it takes you all day to come back with such clever remarks.

Shove that di*ck back in your mouth and get back to work before your boss notices your missing from beneath his desk.

ExEmployE

Does the "Ex" stand for "I was lying, cheating, and stealing so I got canned"?
Or was it because you didnt have the work ethic to put in long hard hours for a few years to get to the top??

Either way.....as dipsh*it realitycheck says, "stick a fork in you....your done." What a dumbsh*it saying from a stupidfu*ck.

You know what Tony Ex, reality and 6 are probably one of the most balanced people on this board and have a fair judgement of all. By attacking them that was a mistake. If you took time to read post from the past you would see that most of these posters post bad and good about Enterprise. All you can do is drop in 4 letter words every other word. A lot of the guys you attack used to be just like you, bought in to Enterprise. They will let you know that too. Just wait until you get screwed, but then again you may like it.

I actually said your posts are like a high school bully (pathetic, weak, and full of a lot of shi*t and noise)
So, you can cease patting yourself on the back, bud

"I think its great you also admit openly that you are a sick fu*ck that dreams daily about animal rape. Best of luck to you on that."
-again with the witty comeback. You should get your own tv show, you are SO funny and original. It was a joke, dimwit. Add the words 'funny' 'witty' and 'joke' to your list of words to look up in the dictionary.

"Saying the "d" in my name stands for dick(penis) is so first grade. So again you proved my point about how unfu*cking original you are. I imagine it takes you all day to come back with such clever remarks."
-it kind of reminds me of this post I'm reading right now (here's a hint, meathead, it's your post)

"Either way.....as dipsh*it realitycheck says, "stick a fork in you....your done." What a dumbsh*it saying from a stupidfu*ck."
-I said that a while ago. Wow, you've been doing your homework on me. I feel so special. That last sentence really stands out. What an outstanding sentence. And you even have been successful in linking a few of those gems together and forming a paragraph here and there. Wow. Cave man smart. Cave man angry. Cave man scratchy. Cave man hungry.
What an oaf, you are.