This Thread Is Probably Going To Start Up A Stir But Here It Goes...

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch

admin, I like this person's comment, it made me reflect on my user name

I'd like to be "Captain Fucking Christ"
can you make that happen?

Just say the word and I'll change your username.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Maybe that did fly by me, but you know what didnt..The fact that you have so much time to dedicate to this website defending ERAC as Captain-Green-Bleeder, that you cant possibly have a boyfriend or husband. Have fun curling up with FE.com at night. I would venture to guess your weight is somewhere in the range of a pound per post you have logged here.

Ahhhh. I feel better, not so annoyed anymore. Post whatever witty retort you have, I wont be responding again. I just had to get that off of my chest.

Do the women in your life know that you spew garbage like that about women? If they do, you'll never get laid again.

[MarbleCheese]

The original poster is a used car salesman AND a liar or at least misinformed.
As I already stated once in this thread he will NOT earn $75,000+ as his base pay after he grills. The max base pay is about $27,000 for Account Executives, may vary by group but not more than a couple thousand.

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Do the women in your life know that you spew garbage like that about women? If they do, you'll never get laid again.

Well admin, if someone calls me a pussy, thems fightin words. The garbage spewed was actually one comment directed at JFCB, not at women in general. Maybe next time she should hold off on hurling insults if she isnt ready for someone to come back over the top....And yes, I know how childish it sounds.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Not to dog on the website or anything - But I'm currently in Car Sales - I was an outside hire. Prior to this job I worked for several large companies and I have to say ERAC is the best choice. Now I know someone here is probably gonna talk shit and say all this is bull and that I bleed green and that i'm probably a recruiter and blah blah blah. Whatever... just to clear things up in Car Sales. I been here for 6 months. My YTD on my check is $39K - I'm grilling soon - I'm on pace for $80K as an AE which means my starting base as an assistant is $75K-80K and I have the potential of making $110K+ in less than a year and it aint hard cause I already roll deals. With potential of being a branch manager in less than 2 years making $150k+ for doing absolutely nothing but marketing my guys and making sure they're in line. (BTW my BM works only 40 hours a week) Today I sold a car and with the FAT backend product comission I made about $460 on that car, it's typical.

Yeah I'm a Used Car Sales Man but Gotdamn I'm fuckin makin money. Plus as a Level II AE (in which someone said previously is bullshit) I drive any car I want on the lot under $17K - FREE GAS - FREE INSURANCE. Which will probably save me about $20K in bills this year. I get free massages every week because I have PPO insurance for $13 bucks a month. I have an expense account which I use to take MT's out to lunch.

All in all - just get the facts straight please. You can talk all this shit about ERAC but you know what? THERE'S NOT ALOT OF COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT CAN SHOW YOU $110k+ in less than a year and possibly $150K + in less than 2 years. I'm not saying there arent any companies out there that would do that but it is certainly RARE! If you find one - congrats! I commend you - for everyone else still searching - good luck!

P.S. For the guy that said that his buddy makes $800 selling cars at the local dealership. That's bullshit - Average sales rep at a SATURATED Dealership makes about $300/car. His CLOSER (TeamLeader) takes 1/2 the cut and whoever else helped out with the deal gets a cut. It's really B.S. and the time frame to move up is ridiculous. Also my buddy works for a Pharmaceutical Sales Company - been there for 5 years. Great Base pay ($55K w/company car) but low comissions. His first year he made $75K and never made anymore than that. Never moved up - nothing - he just hit his cap every year. Oh yea and his boss makes $85K-$90K he's been with the company for 10+ years (what a joke).

Which brings me to the next point. I've browsed around this site looking at what people have to say and all I see really are people who just could'nt hack it. WITH ALL JOBS YOU START OUT WITH - YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK - I THINK PEOPLE HERE INCLUDING MY PEERS THAT JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE ALL THINK THAT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE 6 FIGURES OFF THE BAT. VERY POSSIBLE BUT IMPROBABLE. Point is Wash your cars in your suits - work your ass off and move - up. CORPORATE POLITICS & BULLSHIT EXIST EVERYWHERE GUYS - NOT ONLY AT ERAC AND ITS SAD BECAUSE "MOST" PEOPLE THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT ERAC NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ANOTHER LARGE COMPANY AND EXPERIENCED EVEN WORSE POLITICS THAN THAT OF ERAC. I on the other hand has experienced Corporate Politics that make's ERAC's bullshit look like heaven.

To give some people here the benefit of the doubt. I have seen some dumb shit @ ERAC and I can see why some people are angry. When you start letting it get to you is when you fall off. You think your Area Managers and RVP's didnt experience this shit when they first started? Off course they did. But they rolled with the punches and dealt with the bullshit and are probably now sitting at $200-$250K+ a year in doing so. You know what they're saying in their heads right now? Motherfucker that's right I did wash cars in my suit and I did Rent cars to assholes but Gotdamn it's been X amount of years and I'm sittin pretty. IT'S LIKE THIS WITH ALL COMPANIES - YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES AND PUT IN WORK. IN THE ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD I USED TO LIVE IN WE HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED AND BITCHED WITHOUT PAYING THEIR DUES AND EARNING THEIR STRIPES. "PUSSIES".

dude you are full of shit at work, and you are full of shit when you are not at work. im glad you sleep at night thinking to yourself you are a winner selling used cars.

make sure you write to us when you crash and burn.

[Captain Fucking Bleedgreen]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Ahhhh. I feel better, not so annoyed anymore. Post whatever witty retort you have, I wont be responding again. I just had to get that off of my chest.

Great! you're taking my advice and saving your energy! I'm glad I can help.

Yes, I've posted before that I'm a fat, buck-toothed, easily swayed, easily laid, whore with an attitude because no one wants me. I do enjoy curling up with FE at night, I'm just trying to workout a webcam so I can start streaming video of my adventures in the wild series. Forgot to mention I'm also into horses and mules.

Maybe I can work out a vibrating chair to help with my FE enjoyment, do they sell those in XL?

[Captain Fucking Bleedgreen]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Just say the word and I'll change your username.

Okay, this is it: Captain Fucking Bleedgreen

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ, Bitch

Great! you're taking my advice and saving your energy! I'm glad I can help.

Yes, I've posted before that I'm a fat, buck-toothed, easily swayed, easily laid, whore with an attitude because no one wants me. I do enjoy curling up with FE at night, I'm just trying to workout a webcam so I can start streaming video of my adventures in the wild series. Forgot to mention I'm also into horses and mules.

Maybe I can work out a vibrating chair to help with my FE enjoyment, do they sell those in XL?

Uh, no thanks for the visuals there.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Captain Fucking Bleedgreen

Okay, this is it: Captain Fucking Bleedgreen

Done.

[Captain Fucking Bleedgreen]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

The message I keep hearing from current and former employees is that the only way to be a successful employee at a branch is to lie to customers on a regular basis. I've heard that hundreds of times. The lies include:

~Yes, we'll hold your reservation
~Your car is just getting washed
~Your car will be here in just a minute

and many more.

In fact, this whole site was based upon my getting lied to repeatedly. This is not the way to "earn an honest living".

Are you really saying employees aren't "forced" to lie in order to be successful at Enterprise?

(in your court)

sorry, got distracted by my mule...
anyway, regarding the three points above, yes I've said them all and we were washing a car, gaining a car or honoring a reservation. I understand some people stretch it because they're overbooked etc.

But it's big business, shit happens. what about:

~no points
~no closing costs
~no hassle pricing

it's sales, you do what you can and it's always colored sweetly for the customer and shit doesn't always work out perfectly.