ERAC Character Profiles

I'd like to start a thread describing different character profiles or "types" of ERAC employees. I'd like other people to come up with names and descriptions, and reply to this post.

The profile that I'd like to begin with is the:

Green Blooded Snake

This character will pretend to be your friend when having conversations, but will then secretly tattle to upper management about your discontent with the company, under the assumption that this will further his/her career with the company.

Green Blooded Snakes are often mid-level management such as MA's or AM's, that have been known to stay at these positions (not get promoted) for greater than expected time periods, say 2-3 years.

These two-faced, back-stabbing, tattle-tales usually get the just punishment they deserve when they finally realize that this company is bullshit, and that they have wasted 4 years of their lives getting underpaid, working ridiculous hours, and not getting promoted.

Please respond with more profiles

TheCircle