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Old 2006-12-16
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let talk about the lovely gifts we get to chose from this year
1. a bathrobe- what the fuck who wants to walk around home with a e-robe
2. a fun in the sun pack with a e beach towl and some broke ass cooler
3. an emergency car kit, please some jumper cables that may be 2 feet and a tire gauge
4. world clock- think i can get that at dollar general for 50cents
5. pink bag- what the fuck are they thinking

this company is so cheap these gifts are the worse jack can spen 50 million on trees but spends pennys on his employees who bust their ass for him.


this company sucks
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they don't even guarantee delivery before christmas. two years ago I got my four dvd's (which definitely came out of the centric store bargain bin) in mid-January.
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i bet thertaylors family christmas tree has hundred dollar bills as orniments,while their employees ring bells for the salavation army for spare change for christmas,
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Old 2006-12-20
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i bet thertaylors family christmas tree has hundred dollar bills as orniments,while their employees ring bells for the salavation army for spare change for christmas,
Adding insult to injury, the Taylors make money on the X-mas gift. The cost is spread to the branches and bought from Centric store which they own. Hey good news though. The profit margin was lowered to around 5-6%. They give us crap they can't sell and MAKE A PROFIT ON IT! MERRY X-MAS! Heard the robe was sold out, guess i'll go with that great pink bag.
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Old 2006-12-21
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the robe is garbage just got it, sheds everywhere damn taylors
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:You people sound like a bunch of ungrateful little babies! I have friends who get a little shitty office party, much compared to the one I saw last night on "The Office". I'm sure we could have shitty little parties like that if you want. Be happy you got anything from the company, or that you have a job at all with your shitty little attitude.
Gosh I love the word shitty.
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Old 2006-12-22
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:You people sound like a bunch of ungrateful little babies! I have friends who get a little shitty office party, much compared to the one I saw last night on "The Office". I'm sure we could have shitty little parties like that if you want. Be happy you got anything from the company, or that you have a job at all with your shitty little attitude.
Gosh I love the word shitty.
save it nancy
i worked for mom and pop business's 1/1000th the size of ERAC and i got a few hundred bucks every year.
sounds like you've gotten used to eating dirt over the yrs
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:You people sound like a bunch of ungrateful little babies! I have friends who get a little shitty office party, much compared to the one I saw last night on "The Office". I'm sure we could have shitty little parties like that if you want. Be happy you got anything from the company, or that you have a job at all with your shitty little attitude.
Gosh I love the word shitty.
Got anything? You idiot. The Taylors make money on the "gift" they give. They own the company that supplies the crap branches are forced to pay for. That money goes straight to the Taylors. It is great to get a crappy gift that you have to pay for. A "shitty office party" would be better.
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Old 2006-12-24
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Today is a great day.... It is sunday and I am off..... I am in front of my computer, in pj, relaxed and ready to order my Erac holiday gift.
Everything sounds easy:centricstore.com, employee#, the famous secret-confidential password of your order code and there you are in front of this great list of gifts....
Ah ! 3 items are already no longer available.... I just got my Gift Certificate two days ago ! (????)
Ok, I'll pick other stuff.... Erac message:"Your second choice gift is currently out of stock. Please try to choose different gift options, or choose a different gift."
Already 'out of stock'?
Ok, I tried all combinations possible and available for half an hour.... Always the same message.... You know what? F*** it. They can keep the damn present. I am wasting my precious time off.
I am going to get dressed, kiss my wife, play with the dog outside and enjoy a nice cold beer.
...and I will not go to my office to clean cars for tuesday morning reservations.
Oh, by the way, I did smile when I just threw away this gift certificate a few seconds ago..... Don't waste your time off. Enjoy it.
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Got anything? You idiot. The Taylors make money on the "gift" they give. They own the company that supplies the crap branches are forced to pay for. That money goes straight to the Taylors. It is great to get a crappy gift that you have to pay for. A "shitty office party" would be better.
waaah! Go blow your nose you f****-ing baby!
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