Ok maybe washing a few car is ok...

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Friday I was out washing a car in the wash bay, seemed like any other wash deal, car was actually not that dirty, just needed a quick vac....
While vacuming the back seat, I see a small paper bag under the seat, I pull it out and see money in the bag. Not just a little money, but alot of money...I quickly shoved the bag in my coat pocket. No one came that day to claim the money. After work, I drove back to my apartment and took the bag out of my coat pocket, and dumped the bills on my table. I counted it out and it was $4758 in mostly large bills. Nobody has since claimed the money and the car has been rented and cleaned four times since Friday. I think I am safe and almost $5000 richer. SWEET!!!!

This is a jackass lame attempt to glorify washing cars.

Gee maybe if I wash more cars I will win the lottery as well. Moron.

I once found $1 Million Dollars... In a car but since enterprise is such a great place to work - Since it doesn't exploit its employees. Doesn't make you work 11 Plus hours a day for no money and judges you on a bullshit matrix I decided not to quit.

I mean no company in the world will make you do any of these things for less then $100,000

[GP18sux]

Trust me, I in no way enjoy working at this shit hole of a job and I hate washing cars too, I have a few weeks left here at Enterprise, and then I start my new job making a good portion more then what this shit place pays me. My new company job starts first week of March....40 hrs a week, 8-5:30, no weekends, GOOD benefits, and respect. Plus, like I said before, the pay is MUCH better.....