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Old 2007-05-25
ERAC Mole
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I have recently been hired by a national media source that I will keep anonymous, with the intention of doing an expose on ERAC. The details of my assignment are to get hired as a management trainee with ERAC and work there for a exactly one year to expose the truth behind ERAC in a series of articles that will appear after my time with ERAC has concluded. Obviously to complete my assignment I am going to need to get hired and do the job so as not to get fired by Enterprise. I was directed to this website and am asking for tips on what I need to do in order to get hired. I have a first interview scheduled for next week and any advice that current or former employees may have to help me get hired will be much appreciated.

ERAC Mole
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Old 2007-05-28
Lebowski
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Nobody cares about your stupid fucking ideas!

Are you a cop?
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Old 2007-05-28
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sell your self and study the website... hope this really happens
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Old 2007-05-28
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I have recently been hired by a national media source that I will keep anonymous, with the intention of doing an expose on ERAC. The details of my assignment are to get hired as a management trainee with ERAC and work there for a exactly one year to expose the truth behind ERAC in a series of articles that will appear after my time with ERAC has concluded. Obviously to complete my assignment I am going to need to get hired and do the job so as not to get fired by Enterprise. I was directed to this website and am asking for tips on what I need to do in order to get hired. I have a first interview scheduled for next week and any advice that current or former employees may have to help me get hired will be much appreciated.

ERAC Mole
That is some cool shit. Dont worry so much about the getting hired part. Its being able to stick out the year in that cesspool.
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Old 2007-05-28
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just work as hard as you can, make the best impressions possible and report how you're making 6 figures by the end of your first year.

Or be a bum, whine bitch and moan, have a crappy attitude, and go report how a bad attitude gets you no-where.
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Old 2007-05-29
Tim O' Tei Tim O' Tei is offline
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I have recently been hired by a national media source that I will keep anonymous, with the intention of doing an expose on ERAC. The details of my assignment are to get hired as a management trainee with ERAC and work there for a exactly one year to expose the truth behind ERAC in a series of articles that will appear after my time with ERAC has concluded. Obviously to complete my assignment I am going to need to get hired and do the job so as not to get fired by Enterprise. I was directed to this website and am asking for tips on what I need to do in order to get hired. I have a first interview scheduled for next week and any advice that current or former employees may have to help me get hired will be much appreciated.

ERAC Mole
Firstly I wouldn't post on an anti-ERAC site saying that you're trying to get a job working with them.
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Old 2007-06-05
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Firstly I wouldn't post on an anti-ERAC site saying that you're trying to get a job working with them.
Firstly is not a word.

Word.
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Old 2007-06-06
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I have recently been hired by a national media source that I will keep anonymous, with the intention of doing an expose on ERAC. The details of my assignment are to get hired as a management trainee with ERAC and work there for a exactly one year to expose the truth behind ERAC in a series of articles that will appear after my time with ERAC has concluded. Obviously to complete my assignment I am going to need to get hired and do the job so as not to get fired by Enterprise. I was directed to this website and am asking for tips on what I need to do in order to get hired. I have a first interview scheduled for next week and any advice that current or former employees may have to help me get hired will be much appreciated.

ERAC Mole
Who is your source anyway?
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Old 2007-06-07
Tim O' Tei Tim O' Tei is offline
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Firstly is not a word.

Word.
What are you on about?
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Old 2007-06-07
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Firstly is not a word.

Word.
Its a word in England
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