The Official Atlanta Group 03 WW Post

Anything new in WW?

Good question..alot of turvover is taking place. MT's quitting, Managers leaving..regular day.

I think 03 EE can definitely compete with WW for most BS in the group. The crap goes from the top down.
RVP: Strawberry McMuffin- Region would follow the lead of Bin Laden before this uninspiring loser. He has the public speaking ability of a 12 year old. "Why are you turning red and shaking McMuffin?" He claimed he couldn't spend time w/ his managers in Orlando, but the reality was he wanted to corral some Texas cattle. Under his Vice Presidency EE has lost more managers and employees in general than can be counted. I guess getting rid of flexing and planning to open offices on sunday just doesn't make the lucrative money of working at ERAC worth it anymore.
Alan Wyatt is still missed!
RRM: G. Icantspellyourlastnameabalaga- I'm sure everyone in 03 has heard of this shade ball. Shady shady shady liar liar liar. Giving promotions to people that didn't even interview... but he sure does interview out of region candidates. He has made the area manager non existant by superceding them and going straight to BM's. I wonder why he works long nights at the regional office??
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer either.
ARM's: Maybe the reason why forementioned has to go past them. There is a group of them that have been ARM's in EE since Moses rented his first car. They are clogging the promotional system and have put up a glass ceiling. I never knew another employee that truly worked for their ARM.
BM's: You are now at a point where your resume has a good enough title to get out and get something much better then 60 hours a week for maybe 45k. WAKE UP!!
AM's: You would never have been assistants 2 years ago, but today's EE is they have to see who they can possibly grill to fill a spot.
Everyone else I just feel so sorry for you.
WW people, meet some EE folks and you'll see where I'm coming from, oh and by the way... ya'll need to quit to.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I think 03 EE can definitely compete with WW for most BS in the group. The crap goes from the top down.
RVP: Strawberry McMuffin- Region would follow the lead of Bin Laden before this uninspiring loser. He has the public speaking ability of a 12 year old. "Why are you turning red and shaking McMuffin?" He claimed he couldn't spend time w/ his managers in Orlando, but the reality was he wanted to corral some Texas cattle.

It is so funny to see his face get bright red when he gets upset!

Orlando. The 'prep-meeting' for Orlando. First of all, it was on a Friday morning of Mother's Day weekend. So this genius pulls all of his managers together for a meeting. Not that we would be needed in our offices to rent cars. Nope, we were in a meeting! What were we in a meeting about? Being told not to say anything in Orlando, but to say a little bit. HUH? And not to embarrass him. Anyway, I digress... so a manager asks the RVP, "Are we going to get together in Orlando and go out or something?" An ARM actually laughed out loud (I guess he knew the answer, and he quit when we got back anyway). And McMuffin actually said, "No, that's too hard. We won't see anyone down there anyway. Everyone will go in different directions." Knowing everyone in the room has cell phones and will room together and be in contact with each other all weekend, he says it's too hard to stay in contact.

So on Thursday night, (the first night down there) Heather (the RRM that actually cares about her people and tries to develop teamwork) worked like crazy to get every manager & ARM together for the dinner. EE had all their people there at 3 tables (except for GA who with his So. Cal boyz). And then at the VERY NEXT TABLE over was McMuffin! Sitting with all his guys from Texas. It would be too hard to get everyone together in Orlando, but we all did it and he managed to do it with people he didn't even work with anymore! When we all waved at him and said hello, he just smiled like he knew he had been busted -- and didn't even come sit with his people. His stock sunk incredibly low that night.

It's so bad in EE that in the last 3 months alone, an ARM left, 2 remarketing guys left on the same day (the only ones who made any money for us), another remarketing guy left, the FACILITIES MANAGER left (think about that, the level III facilities manager! WOW is it bad when someone walks away from that job!) The level III loss control manager just left! Are you kidding? And 7 managers have left. That's just in 3 months. Soon it will be 8 managers. I've had enough.

Okay we have heard from the East and West Region..but what is going on in the South Region?

Start your own threads.
Where's the 03WW 'hook up' list?
Probably the same palce as caring for employees in 03WW...no where to be found!!!!

Anyone know of anything interesting happening in the northwest area of WW? No reason... just trying to stay educated...

Columbus B. (Area Manager) is fooling around or dating with the Assistant Manager of 03x2. The funny thing is that he called a meeting in his area to talk about fraternization. A little twisted don't you think?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I think 03 EE can definitely compete with WW for most BS in the group. The crap goes from the top down.
RVP: Strawberry McMuffin- Region would follow the lead of Bin Laden before this uninspiring loser. He has the public speaking ability of a 12 year old. "Why are you turning red and shaking McMuffin?" He claimed he couldn't spend time w/ his managers in Orlando, but the reality was he wanted to corral some Texas cattle.

And while in Orlando, McMuffin ran into one of his managers and couldn't remember the manager's name, so he called him, "Guy."

"Hey... guy!"

The manager was so pissed that he took the back of a business card and wrote in Sharpie marker huge letters "GUY" and wore it as his name tag for the rest of the weekend.

"F#$&ING DEGENERATES"
This phrase is just as important as asking the 3 critical questions. So make it part of your daily ERAC vocabulary. Incorporating “F&#$ING DEGENERATES” comes natural for most Enterprise employees. This is an astonishing claim since studies show that nearly all employees have never used the words
"F$%#ING" and “DEGENERATES” together in the same sentence until coming aboard with Enterprise. For the few who have trouble integrating this term into your day, here are some common uses for “F#$%ING DEGENERATES”:

1) Employee, “you said you had a major credit card…..this says DEBIT on the top…which would make this a debit card.”
Customer, “but I use it as a credit card too, well do you take Sam’s cards?”
Employee, “YOU F$%$ING DEGENERATE”

2) Employee, “Okay, I’m going to authorize your card for the amt + $150 that we spoke about over the phone, which is $275 total…SWIPE……It didn’t go through.
Customer, “oh, it’s got to be available?”
Employee, “YOU F&$@ING DEGENERATE”

3) Employee, “I can’t use these utility bills”
Customer, “why not?
Employee, “because you have a $500 past due on your power bill, and your lease says “subject to eviction.”
Customer, “but they show my address”
Employee, “YOU F$&@ING DEGENERATE

4) Employee, “Thanks for choosing Enterprise, how can I HELP YOUUUUUUU.”
Customer, “Do you take money orders?”
Employee, “YOU F&$@ING DEGENERATE”

5) Employee, “you came up on our DNR screen, I can’t rent you a car”
customer, “why?”
employee, “apparently we had to go get the car from you because you owed a balance of $1003.48.”
customer, “oh I paid that already”
Employee, “No you haven’t, and plus the notes say that the branch manager found you in our car on the side of the road cracked out, passed out, bruised and beaten. So out of my store “YOU F&%$ING DEGENERATE CRACKHEAD”

Reason 5 introduces the word for next weeks lesson…..”CRACKHEAD”