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  #91 (permalink)  
Old 2007-02-22
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Speaking of long legs and nice ass, anybody know what Allissa Jrolf is doing now?
Getto Booty Jrolf works for Vatterott I believe. AND just to comment on the BEST BUY sales purchase. I think that same sales WOMAN landed me as well. You go in for a DVD player and leave with a 4K TV. She has a great rack doesn't she! Titty's sell ladies, titty's sell!
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Old 2007-02-22
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Getto Booty Jrolf works for Vatterott I believe. AND just to comment on the BEST BUY sales purchase. I think that same sales WOMAN landed me as well. You go in for a DVD player and leave with a 4K TV. She has a great rack doesn't she! Titty's sell ladies, titty's sell!
Jrolf was a sexy bitch I would've shagged her rotten baby yeahhh!!!
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Old 2007-02-27
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Jrolf was a sexy bitch I would've shagged her rotten baby yeahhh!!!
I did, twice!
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Old 2007-03-05
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I did, twice!
bastard!
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Old 2007-05-16
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This guy is a total ass. He actually told a friend of mine that the only reason I was doing well is that I had long legs and rack. It wasn't my talent or persistence that sold and opened up doors to accounts that we had lost previously. No it was my tits and ass that did all the work!
So do you?
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Old 2007-06-05
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Please attend the KC is OK job fair this Friday from 11am - 4pm at the Hyatt downtown. Many represenativies will be on hand to speak with you about potential opportunities. Bring your resume!

RSVP to Brad.T. Barackerman@erac.com
I heard Brad was demoted. What happened? Is he part of that over 40 crew that keeps getting screwed by Tony?
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Old 2007-06-05
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I heard Brad was demoted. What happened? Is he part of that over 40 crew that keeps getting screwed by Tony?
How in the hell can you demote your HEAD of HR person? Is thier anywhere you can go from there? Poor ERAC,
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Old 2007-08-17
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He we GROW again.

Since I encouraged Teco to peruse his career in tap dancing we now have a new opening. Several in fact. We are going to move all the area managers around. It will look like a bunch of promotions but in actuality, it is a glorified re-shuffle. Then we will promote one branch manger. Get on you knees boys. Numbers don’t matter today. Then we will shuffle the branch managers around. WOW, look at all that movement. Now we need to promote an assistant. Ok now let shuffle the assistants around. Do we have any MAs ready? Ok let’s promote them. Ok 50 moves later the one new vacancy has been filled. See, all you new hires. Look how fast you can move in this company. It only took 12 years to be fired, quit, ah no, no ummmm recruited by someone else. Yea that’s the ticket. So you now can make 6 figures in 6 years or less, or not. Ok clap your hands everybody and everybody clap your hands. We a Tony M and Chris Peterson and we are here to do a little show for you.
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Old 2007-08-27
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He we GROW again.

Since I encouraged Teco to peruse his career in tap dancing we now have a new opening. Several in fact. We are going to move all the area managers around. It will look like a bunch of promotions but in actuality, it is a glorified re-shuffle. Then we will promote one branch manger. Get on you knees boys. Numbers don’t matter today. Then we will shuffle the branch managers around. WOW, look at all that movement. Now we need to promote an assistant. Ok now let shuffle the assistants around. Do we have any MAs ready? Ok let’s promote them. Ok 50 moves later the one new vacancy has been filled. See, all you new hires. Look how fast you can move in this company. It only took 12 years to be fired, quit, ah no, no ummmm recruited by someone else. Yea that’s the ticket. So you now can make 6 figures in 6 years or less, or not. Ok clap your hands everybody and everybody clap your hands. We a Tony M and Chris Peterson and we are here to do a little show for you.
Actually the word out there is that he banged your Mom in the butt and had you. Now get over it, chimp. See you at 7:15 AM.
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Old 2007-10-25
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Yeah Emily Ridemypussy is one of Tony's midnight creeps
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