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Old 2007-02-05
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Sorry, grammatical. That was a typo.
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So typical of a dumb frat boy to assume that since a girl has a brain, she must be ugly. First I am sure that your perception of what is beautiful and mine are totally different. You were probably programmed to think that girls were hot based on what your immature frat brothers thought was fuckable. You would never want to be seen with a girl who didn't fit the American status quo (status quo: blonde, big boobs, blue/green eyes, or if a girl does have brown hair it needs to be accompanied with flat, American features and big boobs). A totally stunningly beautiful girl who doesn't fit that discription will probably be perceived by all of your meathead friends as too "different" looking or too "ethnic" which always translates into "ugly" for people like yourself... too much to think about. I know how your kind works.
Now, that aside, FYI, I was sexually harrassed daily at ERAC, in fact, that is part of the reason I quit. I was one of the girls that had the "big jugs" that everyone tried to fuck but couldn't. After finding that I was unfuckable because I actually had a brain, the guys (being the class acts that they were) started talking openly about who else they would like to fuck, not directly around me but where I could hear them. I have nothing against the girl with big boobs and blond hair (I am one, although I have dyed my hair brown to prevent idiots like yourself from approaching me) but I do have a major problem with the guy who talks about her and treats her like she is a piece of meat and the girl who allows herself to be treated that way---> sorority girls. Anymore genius comebacks?
So that's my problem. I've been trying to fuck women with a brian. Where do you find the brainless ones? And how much are they? And how do care for them, dog cage, leash, water bowl?
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So that's my problem. I've been trying to fuck women with a brian. Where do you find the brainless ones? And how much are they? And how do care for them, dog cage, leash, water bowl?
Isn't that a coincidence?? I am a woman with a Brian.
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So typical of a dumb frat boy to assume that since a girl has a brain, she must be ugly. First I am sure that your perception of what is beautiful and mine are totally different. You were probably programmed to think that girls were hot based on what your immature frat brothers thought was fuckable. You would never want to be seen with a girl who didn't fit the American status quo (status quo: blonde, big boobs, blue/green eyes, or if a girl does have brown hair it needs to be accompanied with flat, American features and big boobs). A totally stunningly beautiful girl who doesn't fit that discription will probably be perceived by all of your meathead friends as too "different" looking or too "ethnic" which always translates into "ugly" for people like yourself... too much to think about. I know how your kind works.
Now, that aside, FYI, I was sexually harrassed daily at ERAC, in fact, that is part of the reason I quit. I was one of the girls that had the "big jugs" that everyone tried to fuck but couldn't. After finding that I was unfuckable because I actually had a brain, the guys (being the class acts that they were) started talking openly about who else they would like to fuck, not directly around me but where I could hear them. I have nothing against the girl with big boobs and blond hair (I am one, although I have dyed my hair brown to prevent idiots like yourself from approaching me) but I do have a major problem with the guy who talks about her and treats her like she is a piece of meat and the girl who allows herself to be treated that way---> sorority girls. Anymore genius comebacks?

You have obviously been dicked over a few times. Sorry!
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You have obviously been dicked over a few times. Sorry!
No.. she's just plain ugly.
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No.. she's just plain ugly.
Tony would fuck her even though he is an ass!
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Tony would fuck her even though he is an ass!
No,Tony is a closet poop pusher.
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Old 2007-02-08
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Hi Woody!
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Old 2007-02-08
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So typical of a dumb frat boy to assume that since a girl has a brain, she must be ugly. First I am sure that your perception of what is beautiful and mine are totally different. You were probably programmed to think that girls were hot based on what your immature frat brothers thought was fuckable. You would never want to be seen with a girl who didn't fit the American status quo (status quo: blonde, big boobs, blue/green eyes, or if a girl does have brown hair it needs to be accompanied with flat, American features and big boobs). A totally stunningly beautiful girl who doesn't fit that discription will probably be perceived by all of your meathead friends as too "different" looking or too "ethnic" which always translates into "ugly" for people like yourself... too much to think about. I know how your kind works.
Now, that aside, FYI, I was sexually harrassed daily at ERAC, in fact, that is part of the reason I quit. I was one of the girls that had the "big jugs" that everyone tried to fuck but couldn't. After finding that I was unfuckable because I actually had a brain, the guys (being the class acts that they were) started talking openly about who else they would like to fuck, not directly around me but where I could hear them. I have nothing against the girl with big boobs and blond hair (I am one, although I have dyed my hair brown to prevent idiots like yourself from approaching me) but I do have a major problem with the guy who talks about her and treats her like she is a piece of meat and the girl who allows herself to be treated that way---> sorority girls. Anymore genius comebacks?
Your experience is a bad one, thank you for exposing the slime at ERAC. No one wants to believe that women are sexually harrassed as a RULE at ERAC. I am sure you are in a better career with civilized people.
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So that's my problem. I've been trying to fuck women with a brian. Where do you find the brainless ones? And how much are they? And how do care for them, dog cage, leash, water bowl?
Women named brian huh? You sure you have a degree?
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