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Old 2006-07-24
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Default Who's screwing who ??

I hear the Enterprise Kansas City Edition is very Sexually Active amongst employees.

True???
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Old 2006-07-25
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Default Re: Who's screwing who ??

Bend over and I'll show ya!
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Old 2007-06-25
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Don Baker that guy fucks everybody. If you are a girl and don't fuck him, he fucks you by not promoting you. He shits on all his male employee's and keeps telling them to sell because he has a plan in his area for you. The only reason he tells you to sell is so that he can make his child support payment. Look at it this way, if he will fuck over his wife and kid, don't you think he is fucking you over.
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Old 2007-06-26
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Don Baker that guy fucks everybody. If you are a girl and don't fuck him, he fucks you by not promoting you. He shits on all his male employee's and keeps telling them to sell because he has a plan in his area for you. The only reason he tells you to sell is so that he can make his child support payment. Look at it this way, if he will fuck over his wife and kid, don't you think he is fucking you over.
Ouch!

I say ERAC fires every single one of the ARM and promotes good 2 year managers.
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Old 2007-06-27
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Hey Admin,
What happened to the big Group 05 KC Thread with 20 some pages of comments and like 30,000 views?
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Old 2007-06-27
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It went where all other ERAC employees do......................anywhere but there! Who has quit recently?
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Old 2007-06-29
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I hear the Enterprise Kansas City Edition is very Sexually Active amongst employees.

True???
The Enterprise Kansas City Edition. . . Thats a rap group right? Where can I buy tickets? Oh man Are they going to be @ Verizon?
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Old 2007-06-29
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It went where all other ERAC employees do......................anywhere but there! Who has quit recently?
well your ass quit a long time ago and it seems to me you are like one of those highschool boys just like on the movie "Friday Night Lights" Type of boys... "all you take from this is baby's and memories... baby's and memories... remember that son." Seriously you must really love erac if you are still wanting the dirt every week. What do you work at Wal-Mart now as a greeter? If so I would probably be on here too!
You want to play the part like you actually did and made anything of yourself @ erac...when in reality you were that one fat kid that who knows who your are ARM was but sure it was someone like don baker kept as an MT then MA and after 5 years got an assistant spot. Did you get tossed to Mac? (that wouldnt suprise me) But if you did, sorry dude. I hope the mart is treating you well. Oh hey... One more thing. I was thinking about proposing to my girlfriend (know one knows we are dating she is my MT) Can I buy a nice ring from your jewlery department??? Can you hook me up?
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Old 2007-07-01
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well your ass quit a long time ago and it seems to me you are like one of those highschool boys just like on the movie "Friday Night Lights" Type of boys... "all you take from this is baby's and memories... baby's and memories... remember that son." Seriously you must really love erac if you are still wanting the dirt every week. What do you work at Wal-Mart now as a greeter? If so I would probably be on here too!
You want to play the part like you actually did and made anything of yourself @ erac...when in reality you were that one fat kid that who knows who your are ARM was but sure it was someone like don baker kept as an MT then MA and after 5 years got an assistant spot. Did you get tossed to Mac? (that wouldnt suprise me) But if you did, sorry dude. I hope the mart is treating you well. Oh hey... One more thing. I was thinking about proposing to my girlfriend (know one knows we are dating she is my MT) Can I buy a nice ring from your jewlery department??? Can you hook me up?
Admin can you verify this? This must rank in the top 10 for worst uses of spelling and grammar. "Know one knows we are dating...". You, my friend, are retarded.
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Old 2007-07-01
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Admin can you verify this? This must rank in the top 10 for worst uses of spelling and grammar. "Know one knows we are dating...". You, my friend, are retarded.
I agree it's pretty grim.
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