Silent Auction - United Way

I used to work in Group 10 and I heard that there is a silent auction tonight in my old region for United Way. I know that there is a thread already on the United Way but I wanted to add a new thread. My old RVP donated a GREAT item for this auction. (Do you smell the fragrance of SARCASM?) If you are one of the top 30 highest bidders you can have dinner with him at his house! How great is that? Oh man I can see the fights starting to get in line right now!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I used to work in Group 10 and I heard that there is a silent auction tonight in my old region for United Way. I know that there is a thread already on the United Way but I wanted to add a new thread. My old RVP donated a GREAT item for this auction. (Do you smell the fragrance of SARCASM?) If you are one of the top 30 highest bidders you can have dinner with him at his house! How great is that? Oh man I can see the fights starting to get in line right now!

To Whoever Wins This:
1) When using his restroom, urinate into a shampoo bottle.
2) Wipe your butt with the bath towels.
3) Unscrew his sprinklers as you leave.