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[GP12HATER]

This may be the funniest thing I have seen in a LONG time! You have sing the song when you read this! J


> Bud Light Enterprise Rent A Car commercial (not an actual commercial)
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> Today we salute you, cheesy rental guy that takes himself too seriously.
> You're livin' the real American dream. You achieved your Bachelor's, prepared yourself for the real world, and thought to yourself: What can I do to capitalize on my education? I got it. Rent cars and wash them while wearing a suit!
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> (HOW MUCH FOR A COMPACT?)
> Sure, they only pay you $8 an hour for 50 hours a week and no lunch, but hey, don't fret. You'll be making the big bucks soon and you get to wear a suit.
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> (6 YEARS 6 FIGURES!)
> Doctors, police officers, fire fighters...eat your heart out. I rent cars for a living.
> What do you call upgrading grandma to the F150, selling full boat, and getting a car sale referral?
> Ability, baby! Ability!
> ( I'VE GOT A GIFT!)
> So throw on that long sleeve white shirt, tighten up that tie, grab the squeegee, and walk proudly over to that washbay. There's a dirty Malibu calling your name and Mister Finkelburg has to be at the dentist in half an hour!
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> (cheesy background music----Clean me, I'm filthy)
> So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, over-achieving banker wannabe, because when someone needs to be picked up, we can always count on you to be 15 minutes late!
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