Re: I got "let go" last week Kim Smith Group 12 Sales and Marketing Manager Enterprise Rent-A-Car 7201 S. Fulton St. Centennial, CO 80122 Dear Kim Smith: Please accept my resignation, well actually I don’t give a shit if you accept it, fuck you I quit this position as Account Service Representative, or whatever the fuck I’m called now that you “created” new positions, fucking liar. I feel dumber after wasting away in this green-clad hell for the past three years. My experiences and training will prove infinitely valuable in the future because now I know what I never want to fucking do ever again. That’s right fucking ever. I wish I could leave with pleasant memories, but seriously, like that’s fucking possible. Here’s what I fucking remember. Enterprise trained me to lie to my customers but call it “building rapport”. I also learned to take advantage of people through coercion, “salesmanship”. And finally to go brag about it to people who really don’t give a shit “marketing”. I learned that it’s great to work for a company that promotes on performance, or in the case of Mary Brown and Seth Thompson, promote the biggest kiss-ass. Solid hire by the way, they’re both fucking useless. I also leave with the not-so-fond memory of the stupid bitch Tara Berg or Kohl or whatever the fuck her name is, claiming some trumped up bullshit about sexual harassment. Have you fucking seen her, honestly if I was going to sexually harass someone it sure as hell wouldn’t be her. But maybe your nouveau-hippie vegetarian diet that your Michael Bolton wannabe husband has you on, has given such debilitating anemia that you’re now legally blind. At least then you have the excuse of not seeing that your whole fucking department god-damn hates you. It’s pretty obvious you’re trying to get rid of all of us before the next opinion survey because then it’ll be much easier to “build rapport” with the department and “sell” them on the effectiveness of the survey and “market” all the innovations that have come from it. Well you can mark one more down because I’m fucking gone bitch. Suck a fart out of my ass, Patrick Scxxx Edxxxxx, ASR for life |