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Old 2007-05-21
GP12HATER GP12HATER is offline
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Default Re: I got "let go" last week

Kim Smith
Group 12 Sales and Marketing Manager
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
7201 S. Fulton St.
Centennial, CO 80122

Dear Kim Smith:

Please accept my resignation, well actually I don’t give a shit if you accept it, fuck you I quit this position as Account Service Representative, or whatever the fuck I’m called now that you “created” new positions, fucking liar.

I feel dumber after wasting away in this green-clad hell for the past three years. My experiences and training will prove infinitely valuable in the future because now I know what I never want to fucking do ever again. That’s right fucking ever. I wish I could leave with pleasant memories, but seriously, like that’s fucking possible. Here’s what I fucking remember. Enterprise trained me to lie to my customers but call it “building rapport”. I also learned to take advantage of people through coercion, “salesmanship”. And finally to go brag about it to people who really don’t give a shit “marketing”. I learned that it’s great to work for a company that promotes on performance, or in the case of Mary Brown and Seth Thompson, promote the biggest kiss-ass. Solid hire by the way, they’re both fucking useless. I also leave with the not-so-fond memory of the stupid bitch Tara Berg or Kohl or whatever the fuck her name is, claiming some trumped up bullshit about sexual harassment. Have you fucking seen her, honestly if I was going to sexually harass someone it sure as hell wouldn’t be her. But maybe your nouveau-hippie vegetarian diet that your Michael Bolton wannabe husband has you on, has given such debilitating anemia that you’re now legally blind. At least then you have the excuse of not seeing that your whole fucking department god-damn hates you. It’s pretty obvious you’re trying to get rid of all of us before the next opinion survey because then it’ll be much easier to “build rapport” with the department and “sell” them on the effectiveness of the survey and “market” all the innovations that have come from it. Well you can mark one more down because I’m fucking gone bitch.

Suck a fart out of my ass,


Patrick Scxxx Edxxxxx,
ASR for life
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Old 2007-05-22
I Hate Region G
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Amen brotha or sista
I'm a sister. I was "the bitch" of Colo Spgs! Well one of the bitches, next to Erica.
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Old 2007-05-22
Let Her RIP!
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Ok, I have been lurking here for a while. Pat I feel bad for you, but you'll bounce back...and not have to work for peanuts anymore!!!

I have to say this about Seth Thompson, he is a cock sucking pig. I always hated him, and hope that some day he realizes that he is ugly and needs some serious skin care.

As for Mary, I took over an office that she was in charge of. The fucking bitch has no right to be where she is. When I got there not a single thing had been done in at least three weeks. I spent the first month at that office working on 3 conversions!!! But that is not even the worst past, for some reason I had four customers who had left cash deposits and they were no where to be found. Hmmmm....I think Mary had some major sticky fingers. She did have a nice new Coach purse.

As for Mary being the Group 12 whore, she is. I know of a list of guys (and girls)...John Fawcett, Seth Thompson, Seth Pearson's ex-wife, some MT named Brent, a MT who's name I never knew, and Beret Shaffer. Seth and Mary have been doing each other since they both worked at 08. I also heard that she had many threesome with Kat Manning and her husband.

I do not miss working in Region G. I hated Erica, she was a nosey fat bitch. Jamie Anderson in a man whore who hates women, and Becca Stevenson is a bitch who needs to get a clue.
I love posts like this one. Thanks for the information, you gotta expose these people.
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Old 2007-05-22
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Kim Smith
Group 12 Sales and Marketing Manager
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
7201 S. Fulton St.
Centennial, CO 80122

Dear Kim Smith:

Please accept my resignation, well actually I don’t give a shit if you accept it, fuck you I quit this position as Account Service Representative, or whatever the fuck I’m called now that you “created” new positions, fucking liar.

I feel dumber after wasting away in this green-clad hell for the past three years. My experiences and training will prove infinitely valuable in the future because now I know what I never want to fucking do ever again. That’s right fucking ever. I wish I could leave with pleasant memories, but seriously, like that’s fucking possible. Here’s what I fucking remember. Enterprise trained me to lie to my customers but call it “building rapport”. I also learned to take advantage of people through coercion, “salesmanship”. And finally to go brag about it to people who really don’t give a shit “marketing”. I learned that it’s great to work for a company that promotes on performance, or in the case of Mary Brown and Seth Thompson, promote the biggest kiss-ass. Solid hire by the way, they’re both fucking useless. I also leave with the not-so-fond memory of the stupid bitch Tara Berg or Kohl or whatever the fuck her name is, claiming some trumped up bullshit about sexual harassment. Have you fucking seen her, honestly if I was going to sexually harass someone it sure as hell wouldn’t be her. But maybe your nouveau-hippie vegetarian diet that your Michael Bolton wannabe husband has you on, has given such debilitating anemia that you’re now legally blind. At least then you have the excuse of not seeing that your whole fucking department god-damn hates you. It’s pretty obvious you’re trying to get rid of all of us before the next opinion survey because then it’ll be much easier to “build rapport” with the department and “sell” them on the effectiveness of the survey and “market” all the innovations that have come from it. Well you can mark one more down because I’m fucking gone bitch.

Suck a fart out of my ass,


Patrick Scxxx Edxxxxx,
ASR for life
Dude, your my motherfucking idol! I love that letter!
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Old 2007-05-23
contracheck contracheck is offline
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Dude, your my motherfucking idol! I love that letter!
you minced no words .. good for you :) :) :) carprep at ----
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Old 2007-05-23
GP12HATER GP12HATER is offline
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you minced no words .. good for you :) :) :) carprep at ----
I am not to thank for that letter. A current employee of ERAC wrote it and he's a fucking wiz kid. FYI soon I will start working for a dealership and I promis to mke ERAC a living hell...
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