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Old 2007-08-10
FaceHole Jennings FaceHole Jennings is offline
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Default How does GP14 spend "marketing" time?

I want good stories about how you other slackers spend your marketing time. Don't be bashful.
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Default Re: How does GP14 spend "marketing" time?

My favorite part of a "Branch Manager/Area Manager" sales blitz is watching how fast people run into an agents office and run out. I even timed my area manager once - 14 seconds. 14 seconds may actually garner 1st prize in an Enterprise sponsored PBR rodeo...

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Old 2007-08-16
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Default Re: How does GP14 spend "marketing" time?

I love sales blitz's!! Time away from the office. Here we go:

Going on a sales blitz
Love to eat butter grits
Asleep in the 15 pass
Toots comin' from my ass
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Old 2007-08-16
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I love sales blitz's!! Time away from the office. Here we go:

Going on a sales blitz
Love to eat butter grits
Asleep in the 15 pass
Toots comin' from my ass
Facehole do you like Whitney Houston? It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Facehole, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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Default Re: How does GP14 spend "marketing" time?

Patrick Bateman, Do you like Oingo Boingo?
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I love sales blitz's!! Time away from the office. Here we go:

Going on a sales blitz
Love to eat butter grits
Asleep in the 15 pass
Toots comin' from my ass
F'n Great. I like that Bobosquat. Give me more...
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Old 2007-08-30
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Default Re: How does GP14 spend "marketing" time?

"Market this!"

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