Concerned about RALPH!

Whats up with RALPH these days? I am worried. Does he kind of seem a bit depressed to you? When I try to wake him up at 6:55am, he sometimes doesn't respond and its making me upset. I think that he maybe doesn't like me as much anymore or just resents my promotion to Branch Manager. I mean, I am as polite as possible - I never smack the keyboard or punch the monitor anymore, and I always bring him a cup of coffee in the morning before we unlock the doors, but it just seems like he isn't himself anymore and its beginning to concern me. I mean, he doesn't even drink his coffee or say thank you anymore, and he used to be so polite and gentleman-like?

What do you guys think? Do you maybe think I should seek professional help for him - maybe reccommend some over the counter medication?

Who is this RALPH you speak of?
Sounds like a douchebag!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Who is this RALPH you speak of?
Sounds like a douchebag!

You've never worked at the Big E if you don't know who RALPH is. Try to figure it out.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You've never worked at the Big E if you don't know who RALPH is. Try to figure it out.

God, some of you are such idiots!
There's this little thing called "sarcasm" have you heard of it?????
Why you don't you try and figure that out!
I don't know why I even waste my time.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You've never worked at the Big E if you don't know who RALPH is. Try to figure it out.

You have to be one of the dumbest people in the world based on the fact you didn't understand this was sarcasm.
Get a clue!

Ralph

Rapid And Logical Paper Handler

aka ERAC 1.0

Allright... I'm still concerned about RALPH. He's literally scaring me. I think he might be a bit depressed. What should I do?

Originally Posted by Your F'n Face

Allright... I'm still concerned about RALPH. He's literally scaring me. I think he might be a bit depressed. What should I do?

maybe you should get a hobby

Well maybe you should get a life buddy - I'm serious as a heart attack here. I am worried about my computer and is there nothing that anyone will do to help me here?

I tried kicking RALPH in the face today. It worked for about 6 minutes, then all over again. F.