Branch Manager in Gp 14

Originally Posted by SafetyDance11

What the F__K was that???

I agree. What was that all about???

Originally Posted by SafetyDance11

What the F__K was that???

Yeah, what the F was going on with all that up there? You'd swear you were the Kleeber yourself, busting up a sweet riff on a Stratocaster.

Originally Posted by FaceHole Jennings

What what what as I bust out my nut.
Little bebe's in the back with your chick, whats up?
Gettin' paid what what by the cash money click
Watch your back, bitch what, BG is the shit... What what.

Are you kidding me?

that's fucking hilarious

FaceHole Jennings is back, and you don't want that.

Don't call it a day job
I've worked here for years
Rockin my red tags and puttin branches in fear
Makin the OP take off like a MON-soon
Listen to my ass go BOOM
Tight Count Yall, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Puttin' rentals in da shop, when I drop these numbers that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare care, you betta work
Don't ever compare
Washin' cars in suits that'll all get sliced and diced
MT's payin the price

A bubba gump......
A bubba gump.......
Down south we be rentin
15 p's and cargos we be sitin
Our branch loses money
Like a bee hive drips honey
Uninsured losess we got that there
Vehicle converison everywhere
Atm, green dot, or cash money
The deal is done and it aint funny
MT ladies all over the place
After I'm done girl, go and wipe yo face
Come 6 pm Im a lockin it on down
T&E $20/car going out on the town

(the mic drops).................

Hey, Facehole.......what branch do you work at? If you don't want to say, then who's your area manager?

Lets just say that the 14 DUB DUB is my stomping ground and all the Area Managers enjoy it when I rhyme right on time. That reminds me that I have another funky riff to bust out for all you frickin' fools. Check it, this was another pimp ass lyrical assault that I brought on the HR department when I went through for my Ass. Mgr interview. After I blew their brooks brothers socks off with my intellectual genius and killer choice rhymes, the ARM was giving me a standing ovation, the BRM was personally engraving my new name plate. Word:

Can you rent it, sell it, run tight today?
If you can't hack it then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand my rhymes & my name ain't Boris
And it feels just like a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
My Cars are smoked out, rockin' and riper
They're ridin' on empty, it smells like a diaper
You can drive it, crush it, buy up some DUB
But it makes no difference cuz your mama is a tub, what?!

What is it?
It's it, What is it?...

And you know what they say about standing ovations? The people who stand just want to adjust their underwear. Thats fine with me.

Well, FAcehole, you got some nice rhymes I must say! I work in WW also. I bet I know you! just can't figure out who you are. Are you really a branch manager? do you work in the Jennings office? I'm an asst. in WW.