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Old 2007-03-20
FaceHole Jennings
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Default Branch Manager in Gp 14

What what what as I bust out my nut.
Little bebe's in the back with your chick, whats up?
Gettin' paid what what by the cash money click
Watch your back, bitch what, BG is the shit... What what.
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Old 2007-03-20
Sacsha
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Default Re: Branch Manager in Gp 14

Is that a rap song you wrote???
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Old 2007-03-20
CommissionPercentage
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This sounds like a bunch of Shizer Muffin action.
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Old 2007-03-20
14WW Shizer
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Here's my contribution:

"Hail Bebe Corleone in the compressor
Twenty-inch calendars on my Rental
Boy we got sound that will blow your eardrums
ICAR with two dice, (huh?) Jigga listen
I ride to GMC on factory
It don't matter, your old lady is still after me
My branch will ring all over dawg
I got sixteen's on my range rover dawg
Buy some dub, baby, wha? Live on chrome
Sell some dub, baby, gettin' his shine on
But, hold up, when I sell the full boat
They wha, wha, gonna cough and choke
Cut ya lawn on a lunch break, hotter than a kitchen
In a FFAR, VCR's, television
El Camino's, we don't rent'um
'87 Regals, Impala's & spectrums
Expeditions, Benzes, makin numbers on Humvee's
What dawg? Cut dawg, on 17's
Spread sheet, 15 double O
Get some positive numbers, lord, bless his soul
Now we on sales calls in the Caravan
Expeditions and Surburbans with the T.V.'s playin'

WHAT!!!!
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Old 2007-03-20
Sacsha
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Default Re: Branch Manager in Gp 14

Nice.

Are you a branch manager? Who's area are you in?
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Old 2007-03-20
CommissionPercentage
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Sascha, who are you talking about? 14WW Shizer or FaceHole Jennings??
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Old 2007-03-20
Your F'n Face
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What a jackface you are, those aren't your lyrics. Those are GMC boy's lyrics - wasn't he fired for hitting on customers??
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Old 2007-03-25
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LMAO!! This is tooo funny. I was listening to my Big Tymers CD the other day...damn, who posted that? what area were you in? Hilarious...
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Old 2007-05-29
FaceHole Jennings
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Aw yeah, Branch Manager from 14WW. Thus the reason they frickin' hired me: I got the skills to pay the bills yall! Walked into my interview with the GRM and flat out said "watch this G-Money." Took the mic, grabbed his drink out of his hand and took a big ass sip, punched the piano player in the face, and gave this oscar winning performance. Left the GRM in tears for sheer joy, the recruiter wanting my personal phone number and me with a sweet ass job. First person ever hired directly into a BRM position in ERAC history. Its true. Don't believe me, Dr. Seuss? Go ask your mother. The rest is history. Word.

Here is a little excerpt of how this all went:

Wuz up
Daily rental the life, nigga
Check

I got ten in the shop
Twenty on rent-lee
Hundred dollar package
Hundred dollar OP
Pull up in my Envoy
Sippin on Red Bull
Call it a rentable unit but you know its a Remarketing Pull
I Sell boat everyday wootay
Knowin' to shine like a GRM makin payday
What the deal on the real it's all about sales calls
Pretty stress, many rolaids, and plenty halls
Ridin to myself up in my baby Neon
Playin' tens, rentin' cars with my man Dion
Flyin' to Corporate, me and G-money splittin a hotel room
Then i chill on St. Louis with Jack and Bebe Boom
See the $ in my wallet symbolize my job
See the $ around my neck, no my name ain't Bob
Always stressful, but baby gotta hack it to believe it
All this T&E and CHIT's man it's off the heezy
Fifteen and i'm rollin' cash deals and 7-day letters
And you sign in to my RALPH screen, bitch you better!

W H A T ? !
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Old 2007-06-04
SafetyDance11
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What the F__K was that???
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