Midway!!!!

Whoever can name this enterprise deuchebag wins free starbucks coffee and a $9.99 weekend special at any region D enterprise location.

"I'm going to choke slam you on the spikes"
"This waitress at hooters totally wanted me"
"I can’t buy lunch today, I have mortgage to pay"
"My ex girlfriend works at that tanning bed"

Any takers?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Who is this no talent, minimum wage, ass clown? You sure do talk a lot of shit for a guy making $30,000. And you have a lot of energy for a guy logging in 60 hours. Speaking of shit, why dont you go wash the pigeon shit off that nissan sentra on your lot- college grad. Does that make you mad? Well I am sorry but your a worthless piece of shit and your service sucks...... now stand there with a smile on your face, as I call your manager and tell him how much of an asshole you are, and I get my money refunded. Thats why people dont work at enterprise, some people were born with a thing called pride. Pride in what they do, and pride in who they are. Not only does the company treat you like shit with the money they pay you, the hours they make you work, and your one happy hour every 6 months, But the customers treat you like dog shit as well. Judging by your statements you have no pride, and no intelligence as well. This pretty much makes you like most people that work at enterprise a stupid bitch!

holy shit pwnage

walker all the way

Originally Posted by who cares

walker all the way

That guy was a big reason I left. He was a condescending piece of crap and all the ARMs thought he was all great Mr. Enterprise... too bad he took his vacation trying to get a job with a pharm company.

[chokeslam1]

did the ARMs really love him or did he just tell you how much they loved him every chance he could without you even asking? i would write more but i dont have time right now. you see unlike enterprise where you bust your ass cleaning cars and serving the pillars of society in your suit in 80 degree heat or terential down pouring rain only for your ass clown branch manager to tell you that he didnt feel like you were working as hard as you could then sending you on a pick up, my new job decided even though we are sitting in our temperature controlled office that it was a nice day and they wanted to buy Dairy Queen for us, which was shocking to me, but i have an oreo blizzard to attend to. now get back to work monkey, that 83 sentra smells like smoke and has a stain in the back seat that Mrs. Johnson does not feel is up to par for her standards since she is getting a car for $15/ day from Nissan.

Originally Posted by who cares

walker all the way

Oh man, this kid bites the wienie big time! I have seen some pathetic losers in my day but this kid takes the cake. He is the guy they throw in every office comedy, you know, the guy you cant stand looking at, let alone working with. An example would be Lumberg from office space. Walker is a southside version of Lumberg working at enterprise.

[chokeslam1]

did you work at the airport with him? because i did. if so, when were you there? we may have worked together. my tenure lasted from july of 05-october of 05.

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