Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Stage 2: I Currently Work At Enterprise > Group 15 - Chicago
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Group 15 - Chicago Discussion Threads About Group 15

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-22
chokeslam1 chokeslam1 is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-09
Posts: 16
chokeslam1 has an average reputation (10+)
Default history repeating itself?

does anyone see the striking similarities here?

in the late 30's to early 40's a little white haired man with a Napoleon complex decided to immobilize some troops with unbeatable weaponry and go storming across Europe in an effort to seize power and become the biggest power in the world.

much the way that in the late 80's to the 90's a little white haired man decided to arm himself with "unmatched customer service" and "unbeatable weekend specials" to storm through and seize power in the automobile industry.

the first man accomplished this by getting an army of kool-aid drinkers to believe that they were a superior race and ultimately taking a niave group of people (jewish people) and telling them that they were being wisked away to some glorious camps! little did these people know that the amenities that they spoke of (free showers, cool uniforms and hours upon hours of thankless labor with your friends) was actually gas chambers, pin striped slave suits and slave work mixed in with some humane (sarcasm) medical testing on human beings.

the second man? what a model to live by! i can take a generation of naive people (recent college grads) and tell them im handing them a million dollar business for them to run, dress them up in monkey suits and have them do 12 hours of a manual labor a day without thanking them either. but we need to keep this thing legal so lets offer them some money. what is just above the poverty line? $22,000 per year? sounds good.

the first man, in order to keep track of these people decided to give them all numbers and brand, i mean tattoo, them like cattle. and while the late 80's liberal media would not allow companys to actually brand their employees, the latter individual liked the concept and decided to give everyone a 5-digit number as well.

shockingly enough, and kind of creepy, even the names sound alike. you may all know them. THe first one from history books and the history channel, a little dictator by the name of adolf hitler. the latter, andy taylor. its frightening. chew on all that for a while. but before you tell your manager that the cobalt is clean so you can flex out, you may want to make sure you work is up to par or you might be getting a free shower in the bay.

this sounds a lot like hiring fr
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-22
Paperboy
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
does anyone see the striking similarities here?

in the late 30's to early 40's a little white haired man with a Napoleon complex decided to immobilize some troops with unbeatable weaponry and go storming across Europe in an effort to seize power and become the biggest power in the world.

much the way that in the late 80's to the 90's a little white haired man decided to arm himself with "unmatched customer service" and "unbeatable weekend specials" to storm through and seize power in the automobile industry.

the first man accomplished this by getting an army of kool-aid drinkers to believe that they were a superior race and ultimately taking a niave group of people (jewish people) and telling them that they were being wisked away to some glorious camps! little did these people know that the amenities that they spoke of (free showers, cool uniforms and hours upon hours of thankless labor with your friends) was actually gas chambers, pin striped slave suits and slave work mixed in with some humane (sarcasm) medical testing on human beings.

the second man? what a model to live by! i can take a generation of naive people (recent college grads) and tell them im handing them a million dollar business for them to run, dress them up in monkey suits and have them do 12 hours of a manual labor a day without thanking them either. but we need to keep this thing legal so lets offer them some money. what is just above the poverty line? $22,000 per year? sounds good.

the first man, in order to keep track of these people decided to give them all numbers and brand, i mean tattoo, them like cattle. and while the late 80's liberal media would not allow companys to actually brand their employees, the latter individual liked the concept and decided to give everyone a 5-digit number as well.

shockingly enough, and kind of creepy, even the names sound alike. you may all know them. THe first one from history books and the history channel, a little dictator by the name of adolf hitler. the latter, andy taylor. its frightening. chew on all that for a while. but before you tell your manager that the cobalt is clean so you can flex out, you may want to make sure you work is up to par or you might be getting a free shower in the bay.

this sounds a lot like hiring fr
Nice post and the similarities are there.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-22
Unregistered99
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Fair comparison, I would add that ERAC is almost like the movie "The Island." If you haven't seen it, check it out, the similarities are so similar, you are promised a dream of promotion (aka The Island) monitored at every turn, (the internet). The only difference is ERAC doesn't make sure you are healthy and smart, just brainwashed. And I never knew an MT that looked Scarlett Johansen, any chick that was hot didn't have a chance to exercise or eat properly so they all start looking like cheap hookers that get wasted and fuck BM's.
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-22
Mussolini
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
does anyone see the striking similarities here?

in the late 30's to early 40's a little white haired man with a Napoleon complex decided to immobilize some troops with unbeatable weaponry and go storming across Europe in an effort to seize power and become the biggest power in the world.

much the way that in the late 80's to the 90's a little white haired man decided to arm himself with "unmatched customer service" and "unbeatable weekend specials" to storm through and seize power in the automobile industry.

the first man accomplished this by getting an army of kool-aid drinkers to believe that they were a superior race and ultimately taking a niave group of people (jewish people) and telling them that they were being wisked away to some glorious camps! little did these people know that the amenities that they spoke of (free showers, cool uniforms and hours upon hours of thankless labor with your friends) was actually gas chambers, pin striped slave suits and slave work mixed in with some humane (sarcasm) medical testing on human beings.

the second man? what a model to live by! i can take a generation of naive people (recent college grads) and tell them im handing them a million dollar business for them to run, dress them up in monkey suits and have them do 12 hours of a manual labor a day without thanking them either. but we need to keep this thing legal so lets offer them some money. what is just above the poverty line? $22,000 per year? sounds good.

the first man, in order to keep track of these people decided to give them all numbers and brand, i mean tattoo, them like cattle. and while the late 80's liberal media would not allow companys to actually brand their employees, the latter individual liked the concept and decided to give everyone a 5-digit number as well.

shockingly enough, and kind of creepy, even the names sound alike. you may all know them. THe first one from history books and the history channel, a little dictator by the name of adolf hitler. the latter, andy taylor. its frightening. chew on all that for a while. but before you tell your manager that the cobalt is clean so you can flex out, you may want to make sure you work is up to par or you might be getting a free shower in the bay.

this sounds a lot like hiring fr
Right on the money. Here is another similarity:

I don't know if you knew this, but Hitler was intent on eradicating the Jews, and here is the correlation.... Have you ever seen a Jew work ERAC?
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-22
Unregistered77
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

You are a retard and i am ashamed if you are from Chicago. Please Kill yourself. Seriously do the human race a favor and kill yourself. Nothing intelligent can come from you, and that includes your sperm. Your children will be retarted as well. Save us the tax costs of raising your welfare babies and just end it. Please.
Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
does anyone see the striking similarities here?

in the late 30's to early 40's a little white haired man with a Napoleon complex decided to immobilize some troops with unbeatable weaponry and go storming across Europe in an effort to seize power and become the biggest power in the world.

much the way that in the late 80's to the 90's a little white haired man decided to arm himself with "unmatched customer service" and "unbeatable weekend specials" to storm through and seize power in the automobile industry.

the first man accomplished this by getting an army of kool-aid drinkers to believe that they were a superior race and ultimately taking a niave group of people (jewish people) and telling them that they were being wisked away to some glorious camps! little did these people know that the amenities that they spoke of (free showers, cool uniforms and hours upon hours of thankless labor with your friends) was actually gas chambers, pin striped slave suits and slave work mixed in with some humane (sarcasm) medical testing on human beings.

the second man? what a model to live by! i can take a generation of naive people (recent college grads) and tell them im handing them a million dollar business for them to run, dress them up in monkey suits and have them do 12 hours of a manual labor a day without thanking them either. but we need to keep this thing legal so lets offer them some money. what is just above the poverty line? $22,000 per year? sounds good.

the first man, in order to keep track of these people decided to give them all numbers and brand, i mean tattoo, them like cattle. and while the late 80's liberal media would not allow companys to actually brand their employees, the latter individual liked the concept and decided to give everyone a 5-digit number as well.

shockingly enough, and kind of creepy, even the names sound alike. you may all know them. THe first one from history books and the history channel, a little dictator by the name of adolf hitler. the latter, andy taylor. its frightening. chew on all that for a while. but before you tell your manager that the cobalt is clean so you can flex out, you may want to make sure you work is up to par or you might be getting a free shower in the bay.

this sounds a lot like hiring fr
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-23
chokeslam1 chokeslam1 is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-09
Posts: 16
chokeslam1 has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered77 View Post
You are a retard and i am ashamed if you are from Chicago. Please Kill yourself. Seriously do the human race a favor and kill yourself. Nothing intelligent can come from you, and that includes your sperm. Your children will be retarted as well. Save us the tax costs of raising your welfare babies and just end it. Please.
oh come on buddy, you can do better than that. furthermore, why are you only ashamed if im from Chicago? if i am from say, Indianapolis, is all this ok with you? i would go on to argue that the whole little essay i wrote was intelligent and entertaining which disproves your theory about nothing good can come from me. and lastly, you work at enterprise, between you and i, if i had to guess whose paycheck was going to be going toward the welfare costs of someone's babies, i would have to guess that i will be donating food stamps and free weekend special coupons to you and 8.50/hour career. is it upsetting that your porter is outside smoking a cigarette right now AND grossing more money while you sit inside and get yelled at by someone who thinks you are racist because they only have $25 on their debit card and dont understand why you wont give them that cadillac?
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-23
Mussolini
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
oh come on buddy, you can do better than that. furthermore, why are you only ashamed if im from Chicago? if i am from say, Indianapolis, is all this ok with you? i would go on to argue that the whole little essay i wrote was intelligent and entertaining which disproves your theory about nothing good can come from me. and lastly, you work at enterprise, between you and i, if i had to guess whose paycheck was going to be going toward the welfare costs of someone's babies, i would have to guess that i will be donating food stamps and free weekend special coupons to you and 8.50/hour career. is it upsetting that your porter is outside smoking a cigarette right now AND grossing more money while you sit inside and get yelled at by someone who thinks you are racist because they only have $25 on their debit card and dont understand why you wont give them that cadillac?
I'm not ok with anyone being from Indianapolis. That place is a craphole. Ever notice that Auto racing is only big in the most boring cities on earth?

Chicago is a pretty cool city. Ever think of how different it would be if Hitler and I hadn't run all the poles out of poland and into chicago though?
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-23
Unregistered77
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
oh come on buddy, you can do better than that. furthermore, why are you only ashamed if im from Chicago? if i am from say, Indianapolis, is all this ok with you? i would go on to argue that the whole little essay i wrote was intelligent and entertaining which disproves your theory about nothing good can come from me. and lastly, you work at enterprise, between you and i, if i had to guess whose paycheck was going to be going toward the welfare costs of someone's babies, i would have to guess that i will be donating food stamps and free weekend special coupons to you and 8.50/hour career. is it upsetting that your porter is outside smoking a cigarette right now AND grossing more money while you sit inside and get yelled at by someone who thinks you are racist because they only have $25 on their debit card and dont understand why you wont give them that cadillac?
And I would argue that your essay was ignorant and immature. It's not about Enterprise, it's about a ignorant article comparing a horrible tragedy and a job. Being from Chicago i am ashamed that you got a education there. Come to LA visit the museum of tolerance, i'll even take you if you want, and then compare Hitler to a buisnessman. You're a asshole. Plain and simple. You aren't entertaining, you aren't funny, you are a ignorant human being. I could care less about what you do, what you make, or who you work for. You are still a moron who thinks he is funny and is not. So reply to my posts with something witty about working for enterpise, which I don't, and avoid the fact that you are a ignorant, probably racist human being. As if the name CHOKESLAM didnt give you away as being a retard, your posts continue to as well.

PS. Look up the definition of essay, a paragraph on a website doesn't constitute one
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-24
chokeslam1 chokeslam1 is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-05-09
Posts: 16
chokeslam1 has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered77 View Post
And I would argue that your essay was ignorant and immature. It's not about Enterprise, it's about a ignorant article comparing a horrible tragedy and a job. Being from Chicago i am ashamed that you got a education there. Come to LA visit the museum of tolerance, i'll even take you if you want, and then compare Hitler to a buisnessman. You're a asshole. Plain and simple. You aren't entertaining, you aren't funny, you are a ignorant human being. I could care less about what you do, what you make, or who you work for. You are still a moron who thinks he is funny and is not. So reply to my posts with something witty about working for enterpise, which I don't, and avoid the fact that you are a ignorant, probably racist human being. As if the name CHOKESLAM didnt give you away as being a retard, your posts continue to as well.

PS. Look up the definition of essay, a paragraph on a website doesn't constitute one
ill do that right away. and while im doing that and reviewing my educational background, why don't you wander on down to your closest library or book store and look up the uses of the word "a" versus "an" before a work starting with a vowel. furthermore, the name i picked is an inside joke that you are clearly standing outside on. moving on, the correct way to attempt to bash me would be by using semi colons between statements such as "You aren't entertaining; you aren't funny; you are a ignorant human being." you see each individual statement there can stand alone as a complete sentence, therefore when you are going to loop together many sentences without ending each individual one, you use semi colons.

and lastly, i did look up the meaning of essay....it is as follows:
1. a short literary composition on a particular theme or subject, usually in prose and generally analytic, speculative, or interpretative.
2. anything resembling such a composition: a picture essay.
3. an effort to perform or accomplish something; attempt.

lets see, 1) check. 2) check. 3) check. perhaps you should google up "sense of humor" and see if you can find one.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-24
Unregistered7
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: history repeating itself?

Quote:
Originally Posted by chokeslam1 View Post
ill do that right away. and while im doing that and reviewing my educational background, why don't you wander on down to your closest library or book store and look up the uses of the word "a" versus "an" before a work starting with a vowel. furthermore, the name i picked is an inside joke that you are clearly standing outside on. moving on, the correct way to attempt to bash me would be by using semi colons between statements such as "You aren't entertaining; you aren't funny; you are a ignorant human being." you see each individual statement there can stand alone as a complete sentence, therefore when you are going to loop together many sentences without ending each individual one, you use semi colons.

and lastly, i did look up the meaning of essay....it is as follows:
1. a short literary composition on a particular theme or subject, usually in prose and generally analytic, speculative, or interpretative.
2. anything resembling such a composition: a picture essay.
3. an effort to perform or accomplish something; attempt.

lets see, 1) check. 2) check. 3) check. perhaps you should google up "sense of humor" and see if you can find one.
you might want to use an ' in the contraction im. And capatalize I Mr. Grammar police. I don't think my grandmother who has a serial number burned into her arm would find your post funny.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:15.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0