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Old 2006-02-13
F'ed in the A$$ by ERAC
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

Well Ben,
I am going to become a golf caddy or a groundskeeper from all the great stuff I learned cleaning cars at ERAC and taking food stamps and welfare from bums to rent them cars......


"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. "
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Old 2006-02-15
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

the boys at white glove don't put as much effort into washing cars as we do...and it's their freekin job.
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Old 2006-02-16
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the boys at white glove aren't cleaning up 40's, roach clips, condoms and needles. and I never see and of the cracker ass managers do any washing here at ERAC.
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Old 2006-02-17
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

If anybody has any questions about the seminar, please read on and follow up:

From: Moore, Shannon D
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:30 PM
Subject: A how to get promoted seminar THANK YOU!!


Good afternoon everyone,

I would like to thank the following employees for attending last night's seminar...

BRYAN STEWART
JAKE ANNABLE
PETE AVELLINO
MICHELLE CAPARROS
ANIL KHAN
ED DONNELLY
JONATHAN AYOUB
KEVIN NEALE
JONATHAN DIAMOND
KEN FENNAL
JASEN NOWELL
NICK DAVISSON
MARCO TINOR
MIKE MESSINA
KATE ALBRIGHT

Without a doubt, these employees have "the" secrets and tips on knowing what it takes to get promoted at Enterprise!! Attendees, don't forget to send me your S.M.A.R.T. goals by 5pm today!!!

SHANNON
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Old 2006-02-18
F'ed in the A$$ by ERAC
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Ben - Love it dude --

I guess they are now ready to begin cheating their customers and clawing their way to the top of ERAC management....


was a reach around tought in this class.... or is it still the same old same old....
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Old 2006-02-20
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

Wow, it's like "Didn't you get the memo on the TPS reports?" x 100 = ECRAP
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Old 2006-02-20
F'ed in the A$$ by ERAC
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Ben - you did forget the TPS reports didn't you..... we can talk about that at flinger's on tuesday
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Old 2006-02-22
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

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Originally Posted by F'ed in the A$$ by ERAC
Ben - you did forget the TPS reports didn't you..... we can talk about that at flinger's on tuesday
did ben also miss out on a piece of the birthday cake?
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Old 2006-02-23
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I think he mumbled something about his red stapler
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Old 2006-04-13
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

Quit Crying
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