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Default The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

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Have you ever wondered what it takes to get promoted? In addition to the numbers, are you curious to know what the "intangibles" are? Do you want to know how employee referrals and car sale leads can impact your future pay? All of these answers and much more will be addressed at the 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar. Whether you are a trainee, manager, or work in admin, this seminar is for YOU! To hopefully accomodate everyone's schedule, here are the dates of the seminar....


February 15th, 7pm at 17AA
February 23rd, 7pm at 1738(New Castle).

Please RSVP to Kristen Strusowski by February 8th. Food and beverages will be provided. I look forward to seeing you get the knowledge and insight on taking your career to the top!!

Shannon


----- this is the email going around 17AA today --- what a F@@@ing joke

it should just read how to take it in the A$$ without a reach-around
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Default Re: The 17AA "How to get promoted at Enterprise" seminar

Is this for real?
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it sounds like this is needed considering there at least 4 offices without managers/
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who is qualified to speak on that?
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Maybe an Intern.
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Maybe an Intern.

how about hard work and most of all good management......you friggin' need a seminar for that????? i learned that when i was 12!!!!

FORMER AA EMP
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this is what the speach really was.......



John Winger: We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.
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Get promoted?...3 ways. They apply to men and women.
1. con people into dw
2. over promise/under deliver.
3. suck knob
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Mr. Dover ,may I call you Ben --- I am so glad you joined in -- I haven't heard from you since the old days ---

My rear still hurts from our old boss..... I am soooooo lucky I don't work for ERAC anymore ---

Do you remember our old boss's rant about how to get promoted ---
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Mr. Dover ,may I call you Ben --- I am so glad you joined in -- I haven't heard from you since the old days ---

My rear still hurts from our old boss..... I am soooooo lucky I don't work for ERAC anymore ---

Do you remember our old boss's rant about how to get promoted ---
congrats on leaving the rat race. i am still here taking it up the ass. its hard to look for another job when you're working meaningless hours at a meaningless place.

Anybody have good idea where to go? I was thinking that landscaping or pizza delivery would work.
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