Real Men Of Genius

[Morning Huddle]

I thought you all might enjoy this...

Today we salute you, cheesy rental guy that takes himself too seriously.
You're living' the real American dream. You achieved your Bachelor's, prepared yourself for the real world, and thought to yourself:
What can I do to capitalize on my education?
I got it. Rent cars and wash them while wearing a suit!



(HOW MUCH FOR A COMPACT?)

Sure, they only pay you $8 an hour for 50 hours a week and no lunch, but hey, don't fret. You'll be making the big bucks soon and you get to wear a suit.



(6 YEARS 6 FIGURES!)

Doctors, police officers, fire fighters...eat your heart out.
I rent cars for a living.
What do you call upgrading grandma to the F150, selling full boat, and getting a car sale referral?

Ability, baby! Ability!



( I'VE GOT A GIFT!)

So throw on that long sleeve white shirt, tighten up that tie, grab the squeegee, and walk proudly over to that wash bay. There's a dirty Cobalt calling your name and Mister Finkelburg has to be at the dentist is half an hour!



(Cheesy background music----Clean me, I'm filthy)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, over-achieving banker wannabe, because when someone needs to be picked up, we can always count on you to be 15 minutes late!

[MollyMolitor]

Precious!!!!! Very Good indeed.

MM

Mike Martin???