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Old 2006-03-23
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Default Mcli Trainer Got Mad When I Gave Him This

I am an Italian American.

I am an Italian American. My roots are deep in an ancient soil drenched by the Mediterranean sun, and watered by pure streams from snow capped mountains.

I am enriched by thousands of years of culture. My hands are those of the mason, the artist, the man of the soil. My thoughts have been recorded in the annals of Rome, the poetry of Virgil, the creations of Dante, and the philosophy of Benedetto Croce.

I am an Italian American and from my ancient world, I first spanned the seas to the new world. I am Cristoforo Colombo.

I am Giovanni Caboto known in American history as John Cabot, discoverer of the mainland of North America.

I am Amerigo Vespucci, who gave my name to tile new world, America.

First to sail on the Great Lakes in 1679, founder of the territory that became the State of Illinois, colonizer of Louisiana and Arkansas, I am Enrico Tonti.

I am Filippo Mazzzei, friend of Thomas Jefferson and my thesis on the equality of man was written into the Bill of Rights.

I am William Paca, signer of the Declaration of Independence.

I am an Italian American, I financed the Northwest Expedition of George Rogers Clark and accompanied him through the lands that would become Ohio. Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin. and Michigan. I am Colonel Francesco Vigo.

I mapped the Pacific from Mexico to Alaska and to the Philippines. I am Alessandro Malaspina.

I am Giacomo Beltrami, discoverer of the source of the Mississippi River in 1823.

I created the Dome of the United States Capitol. They called me the Michelangelo of America. I am Constantino Brumidi.

In 1904, I founded in San Francisco. the Bank of Italy now know as the Bank of America, the largest financial institution in the world. I am A.P. Giannini.

I am Enrico Fermi, father of nuclear science in America.

First enlisted man to win the medal of Honor in World War III I am John Basilone of New Jersey.

I am an Italian American. I am the million strong who served in America's armies and the tens of thousands whose names are enshrined in military cemeteries from Guadalcanal to the Rhine.

I am one of the best Movie Directors in the history of Hollywood and the World. I am Brian Depalma, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese.
I am one of the best actors in the history of Hollywood that all other actors aspire to be. I am Al Pacino, Robert Dinero.

I am Italian American. My culture has been copied and imitated long before all the Hip hop culture that exists today. As the Hip Hop Culture today copies and inmates my culture of Long ago.


I am an American without stint or reservation, loving this land as only one who understands history, its agonies and its triumphs can love it and serve it.

I am Italian American. More of My people and Nationality served in World War II to defend American then any other nationality in the United States.

I will not be told that my contribution is any less nor my role not as worthy as that of any other American.

I will stand in support of this nation's freedom and promise against all foes.

My heritage has dedicated me to this nation.

I am the steel maker in Pittsburgh and I control the Trade, the grower in the Imperial Valley of California, the textile designer in Manhattan, the movie maker in Hollywood, the home maker and the breadwinner in 10,000 communities.

I am proud of my full heritage, and I shall remain worthy of it.

I am an Italian American.

By Angelo Bianchi, Esq.

Its So True.
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Old 2006-03-23
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built Rome, which the American Government modeled itself after, Senate Politics and being the worlds strongest power, Ruling it.
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Old 2006-03-23
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I am the steel maker in Pittsburgh and I control the Trade that built this country and almost every major building in the World.
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Old 2006-03-23
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My Neighborhood and Community is the Safest and Nicest in the Country, and we guard it with our Lives.
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Old 2006-03-24
Italy smells like @ss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ERAC=notrealjob
we rock greasy hair, talk real loud and drive iroc-z's
LOL!!1 So true.

I am Christopher Columbus--the filthy enslaver of indigenous people.

I am Amerigo Vespucci: known for my great lies and dubious letters.

I am a 5th generation Italian American--I have a greasy forhead and I must always annoyingly pronounce food names with a silly accent: muzzarella; parmigiano; etc.

I pretend to have mob connections to avoid the horrible beatings that I rightfully deserve.

I will wed an Italian women; never mind the fact that she has thicker arm hair than me.



Behold:



For I am a wop.
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Old 2006-03-24
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The best part of that picture is all those kids are actually good-looking

Sorry your culture doesn't match up.
And is Boring :)
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Old 2006-03-24
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Behold. The Boring and Average :)


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Old 2006-03-24
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Even Better :)
Behold. The Boring and Average.


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Old 2006-03-24
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Look How Orange Red and White I Am
Better Hide From The Sun :)


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Old 2006-03-25
Italy smells like @ss
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lol at you assuming I'm Irish or Scottish. Try again guinea.
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